@cryptidfr

24 I've opened this can of worms, now I must lie in it

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Joined July 2020
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Interesting things I found/saw on the internet, a thread:
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Today I saw my lifetime total of spending on qcomm and food delivery apps and i am happy to declare that I am deleting zomato Swiggy blinkit zepto everything RIGHT NOW
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The insta feed is full of Oxford matriculation posts and I'm REALLY tempted
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Jaspreet Doe (any punjabi gender neutral name works I think?)
emi@emicylissOct 18
if john doe is the name of an unnamed boy and jane doe is the name of an unnamed girl whats the name of an unnamed nonbinary person
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Neil Renic@NC_RenicOct 19
Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Loop them into a multi-person email thread to break them completely
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neet@kabhinietzscheOct 19
This is the natural next step with permission raj. First you need permissions to protest, then you need permissions for any public assembly, and then you need permissions to hold a reading circle at your private residence. What's next? Permissions and licenses to read a book?
Sarayu Pani@sarayupaniOct 18
Now to host a study circle on Palestine in a private home, people need state permission?
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John Attridge@John_AttridgeOct 18
"Cogito ergo sum" ummm this is extremely disrespectful to people who do not have an interior monologue. We exist. Maybe reflect on your unconscious epistemological privilege
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Tushar Mehta Hater 🔻@kyamazzakhaiOct 18
“Omg they’re abusing cops and calling our father a vote thief this is the worst” my brothers in cow urine they’re rolling out the guillotine in France.
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Fixed
James Bond's Lawyer@MyBossAdaniOct 18
Legal edition
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Anna@ArguablyAnnaOct 16
You know what weird millionaire vampire man, I appreciate that your special interest in your girlfriend’s pussy is probably going to lead to some of the only funded research of the female reproductive system in decades if not centuries.
New York Post
@nypostOct 14
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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Buy nvidia shares
Anagha@inanaghaswordsOct 17
It gets better.
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Why r the rightoid cucks treating regime change like some big bad evil conspiracy... Friends you orchestrated a regime change in this country in 2014, kind of the point of democracy is to enable the regime to change...
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cad@cadhalashOct 16
as someone who likes simple boring things, the phrase 'minimalism was made up by big small to sell you more less' has really done a number on me. im haunted by it every day
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 16
We’re not doctors. We don’t work in the ER, and we’re not defusing bombs. We work in spreadsheets. Nobody needs a response within the hour. The fake urgency in corporate needs to stop.
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Vinay Aravind@vinayaravindOct 16
Startup bro wants the government to jail all the protesters because then India's image will improve and stock markets will rise and currency will appreciate. What an exquisite combination of stupid and evil.
Vijay Thirumalai
@vijaythirumalaiOct 16
Unpopular opinion, if the current govt shuts down these protests for good and throw these morons in jail or out of country, sensex will increase by 10% and rupee will get to 90+ This constant protests send out the message that India is unstable etc,super tiring from mind share / news cycle 0 upside and all downside. Hope AS bhai crushes this drama before Diwali for good
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Oksana@fadednailpaintOct 16
The whole point of using 'chaiwala' to make fun of a certain someone is that he never was a chaiwala in the first place. Nothing classist about it.
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New let peeve unlocked: work edging- where you keep getting told you'll get work but it never fully comes through - this could be new work, or could be comments/edits on something you've shared
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 15
“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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∆ 🎭@Bloodraven____Oct 13
And then they came for me.
Nupur@GnupurGnasherOct 11
Sorry to be that person, but this type of violence by the Delhi police is very much precedented. You were just not paying attention. Remember, they shot at students in Jamia. They entered the library and attacked students.
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Shivam Bahuguna@JanusBlinkedOct 14
"MAGA accounts were all Russian bots" is an American Liberal escapist fantasy. Bots don't vote, people do. Trump has massive support. The bots only amplified existing ground sentiment. Trump's racism against Indians and his aggressive policies against India have public support
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