@cryptdreamer11

they/them//not a minor//gemini

Joined November 2024
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Dansen is kinda hotter if you remember that Dan is still very much a grown man who deep down desires to be taken seriously and seen as an adult. Like imagine Dan having INTENSE moments of clarity after acting coquettish for Chris’s attention. Beating himself up like STUPID STUPID
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i think chris gets excited when predators mistake dan for his son. he revels in the misunderstanding, in fact
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this is what made me watch primetime btw.
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i think chris calls dan sometimes just to hear his boyish "hi!" and then sighs in relief like he just shot up heroin
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Boss crush so all consuming he started age regressing
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i understand chris 🤤🤤🤤
hello world@seulpeundaOct 11
kawaii dan plum moments
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dan plum is for the people who always seek validation and praise from older parental figures
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lunch@coorscoreOct 11
madi❕@thinkingdviceOct 11
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Skyler Gisondo as Dan Plum in #Primetime
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sometimes the intrusive thoughts return and chris is stuck mouthing "you remind me of my son," in various garbled pronunciations while rock hard, staring into the mirror, foaming at the mouth etc
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when we get this scene in hd ill go crazy
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day four of trying to find the most professional way to eat a fruit by the foot in a cubical
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Magnet we love yoy
Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻@NxtDeterioOct 6
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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Solie@lily__pondSep 27
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@solisolsoliAug 10
"Dreams" by Norman Rockwell
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@spookyxxboobsAug 4
i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats
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if i was roy orbison’s producer and he waltzed into the studio singing about a candy-coloured clown called sandman who tiptoed into his room every night i would say roy baby we are buying you a shotgun
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call me tempur-pedic the way i'm supporting that arch
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