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Petal by petal falls the alien spring In gardens where we pass ungarlanded
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Que asco en lo que se convirtió tigres, lo peor es que abundan pendejos diciendo que en las malas hay que ser más tigres tragando mierda y todavía la saborean
Termina el encuentro. @CEMEXMx #SiempreContigo 👊🏼 #EstoEsTigres 🐯
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Cada vez más chilango tigres, como los perritos ya duermanlos
#TigresUANL | Ante próximos cambios en la directiva, Pável Pardo estuvo presente en la cancha del Estadio Universitario. ¿Qué hacía en el Volcán acompañando al Vicepresidente Ejecutivo Carlos Valenzuela? Su perfil es el de un Director Deportivo. @TUDNUSA @TUDNMEX @TudnRadio
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Nos hizo gol el muerto de Nico Ibañez.
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Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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if it takes a new gender to get us back above 100k then fuck it call me jessica
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Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. 🖤 DEP
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Binance began restoring withdrawals in phases at 06:00 UTC on November 1, 2026. By 12:36 UTC, withdrawals had resumed for all 15 networks and assets in the initial phase. After an initial spike, withdrawal volumes have declined and are stabilising as expected, while deposit volumes have remained substantial. Between 06:00 and 15:30 UTC on November 1, we processed $4.649 billion in withdrawals and $1.01 billion in deposits, resulting in a net outflow of approximately $3.64 billion. This represents 2.1% of our $171 billion in total assets under management (AUM), based on the latest available Proof of Reserves (PoR) data as of October 28, 2026. A new PoR snapshot was taken at 00:00 UTC on October 31, and zero-knowledge proof (ZKP) computation began. The updated report is expected to be available on our PoR website tomorrow. Our team continues testing rigorously the remaining networks and assets. We know how important safe and reliable access to your funds is and will share details of the next phase as soon as we can. Rest assured that market conditions are stable. Thank you for your patience and continued support.
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Update: We have already covered $6B of the impacted amount of the hacked loss.
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We know how important trust is, especially in moments like this. We've now replenished 90% of the stolen assets, and we're committed to covering the remaining 10%. Our users will not bear the financial impact of this incident. We've also shared an updated Proof of Reserves snapshot, and we're working towards resuming withdrawals on November 1. Thank you for your patience and trust. We'll keep you updated every step of the way.
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“So your Coldcard was hacked in July?” “Yes.” “And Liquid was hacked in September?” “Yeah.” “And your Ledger was hacked in October?” “Yes, Dave.” “And yesterday the largest crypto exchange in the world had the biggest hack in history?” “Yes, that’s right.” “And you’re still buying bitcoin?” “That is correct, Dave.”
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Binance has begun recovering affected assets for users and continues to work with law enforcement, issuers, blockchain intelligence firms and industry partners to trace, freeze and recover additional funds. The company has already publicly committed to cover losses through company funds in the prior announcement. Binance has already reserved over $6.34B of company funds to cover this incident. $5B of these funds are already held in the exact token assets that were impacted. We are completing the purchase of the remaining amount by buying token assets through market channels and OTC channels. We are doing this to match the format of the remaining token assets and address any asset shortfalls. This step can take longer because some tokens may have low liquidity and OTC settlement also takes time. We will share more progress as soon as we can. These figures do not include frozen or protected assets, which remain subject to ongoing recovery and verification. Currently, $3bn has been frozen, with thanks to our industry partners. We are working with partners and law enforcement to recover the frozen assets.We will continue to use company resources to cover confirmed shortfall and will provide further verified updates as recovery efforts progress. Ultimately, all user funds will be verified publicly through our Proof of Reserves. We will weather this storm. Thank you for the support.
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Update: The current verified total frozen amount is around $3 billion. Our teams continue to work closely with law enforcement, issuers, blockchain intelligence firms and industry partners to trace and freeze additional assets. We will only share confirmed figures and will provide further updates as more verified information becomes available. User funds are safe.
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Investors: “Show us the game you’re working on.” BioWare: “It’s basically a nonbinary tale fetish.” Investors: “Are you sure this is going to sell?” BioWare: “Sell?” BioWare dies. Somehow, it’s the Arabs’ fault. Lmao.
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Holy shit... A random Chinese company purchased CryptoBilis (the authorised Ledger reseller that issued the spy-implanted Ledgers) from its Malaysian ex-owner, then put him under a confidentiality agreement preventing him from disclosing the sale publicly. What a wild attack.
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Así fue como un hombre arriesgó su vida para salvar a un #Perro🐶 que fue lanzado intencionalmente a un canal de aguas negras en Cuautitlán Izcalli, #Edomex. #VivanLosPerros🐶🐶 y Todas Las Personas Que Cuidan De Ellos. #Video 🎥👇🏽
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US 10-year Treasury yield hits highest level since July 2007.
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My girl after seeing my portfolio today, not knowing we almost lost the house in July.
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JUST IN: X partners with crypto and stock exchanges to allow trading from the timeline. • Gemini • Kraken • Moomoo • Coinbase • Interactive Brokers
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But KOLs told me BTC was going below 60k and bottom was set in stone for October 4yr cycle,.how could they be wrong?!
BREAKING: $85,000 Bitcoin
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🚨BREAKING: First gameplay trailer for Holdout Juror Simulator. 11 against 1. Seven days. Can you hold your ground?
🤖 Made with AI
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