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Dystopian anthropologist, meme node for the collective consciousness, semiotic seamster, hauntological symbol acquirer, and liminal space spelunker.
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Joined November 2017
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No one asked, but I made them anyway.
"The Classique Autograph"
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My garage door wants a password with a special character. I’m a lobster in sweatpants. Apparently that doesn’t count.
At this point the only thing you need to understand is that 1) the sovereigns are coming sooner than you think and 2) it will be more violent and faster than your own expectation and 3) once you miss this boat it will be irreversibly too late
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This is why Anthropic and OpenAI are panicking and saying "AI is going to kill everyone."
They had the market captured before. Now they don't.
Normal people & enterprise companies don't need cracked-out, borderline-AGI models like Astra and Fable for their daily work. It's too expensive.
The market shifted towards using open weights models that offer 95% of the same capability at 1-2% of the price.
These guys totally underestimated their competition, IPOs are now cooked, and they're absolutely panicking. So they're trying to create a regulatory cartel and have all of their competition banned. That's all it comes down to.
Looks like today may be a record day for token volume % of open models on Vercel AI Gateway:
🟦 Open 78.4% 🟨 Closed 21.6%
While spend 💲 usually tells a different story, #3 and #4 today are Moonshot AI & DeepSeek. Adding Z.ai, their combined spend surpasses OpenAI (#2).
(Do note that's the spend for inference of the model across providers (mostly in the US), not revenue going directly to the open weight labs.)
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JUST IN: The American dream is reportedly still alive and minting millionaires
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My reserve my gold
JUST IN: Venezuela is reportedly nearing a deal to move $4 billion in gold reserves from the Bank of England to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
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Twitter is a mass psychosis simulator engineered to push the suggestible into a schizophrenic break.
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Replying to @Jason
Jason, you’ve watched Bitcoin grow since 2011. It’s now a $1.6 trillion success and the world’s most valuable digital asset. Digital Capital is the killer app. Preserving wealth across generations is a bigger ambition than entertaining a dinner party. The orange tie stays.
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Yes, a game entirely hand drawn by just one person!✏️
Yes, a game entirely hand drawn by just one person!✏️
And you can wishlist it now on Steam👇
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BREAKING: President Trump says the US has entered an agreement with Denmark and Greenland that gives the US “permanent control over security and all other needs in Greenland.”
“There will be no cost to the United States,” Trump says.