If the minions were in asoiaf who do we think they'd work for? I know they are all about working for the most evil person and there is PLENTY to go around but who would they pick

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𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕚 👻🎗️ · Sep 25, 2026 · 10:47 PM UTC

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𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕚 👻🎗️@Ph4nt0m3nby

when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs

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No Context Pets · Sep 26, 2026 · 9:00 AM UTC

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No Context Pets @nocontextpets1

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Horse slug · Sep 25, 2026 · 10:08 PM UTC

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Horse slug @horseslug

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but don cheadle we're both boys

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HazardousWolf · Sep 25, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

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Good afternoon.

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nyoom ✦ · Sep 26, 2026 · 7:57 AM UTC

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nyoom ✦@nyoompng

14h

ask and you shall receive

Grace @CerryGD

18h

Replying to @nyoompng

Can you draw a wumpus centipede

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ChronoTheHarlequin · Sep 25, 2026 · 8:24 PM UTC

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ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin

when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs

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Jess · Sep 25, 2026 · 7:55 PM UTC

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Jess @Sundancing_

Sep 25

oh ok

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ethical hater · Sep 25, 2026 · 2:16 PM UTC

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ethical hater @DijahSB

Sep 25

roomate has adhd out the ass so i walk into the kitchen to shit like this

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vichomaan · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:45 AM UTC

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vichomaan @ElBichomaan

i love you @discord

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(No) Signal · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:43 AM UTC

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(No) Signal @NopeSignal

The Laughing Cow has stopped smiling. New cheese packaging has shoppers guessing what's behind the mascot's surprisingly serious look. usatoday.com/story/money/foo…

Here's why your Laughing Cow cheese isn't laughing anymore

The Laughing Cow has stopped smiling. New cheese packaging has shoppers guessing what's behind the mascot's surprisingly serious look.

usatoday.com

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aberration in the artland of the deal · Sep 26, 2026 · 5:24 AM UTC

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aberration in the artland of the deal @ThomasSilken

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im at the first day on earth convention that’s been conveniently located in dublin airport terminal 1

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OnyØ1 COMMS OPEN · Sep 26, 2026 · 12:23 PM UTC

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when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on Discord was really looking forward to and it has bugs

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Magical Barry · Sep 25, 2026 · 10:18 AM UTC

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Magical Barry @TheDemonBaz666

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I used to live in a house full of Scousers and one time when they all thought I was out, I overheard them talking and they didn't use the accent.

ebs @ebxny_HEW

Sep 24

if anyone asks me why i hate our accent im just guna send thsm this cause wtf

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Complex · Sep 26, 2026 · 2:52 AM UTC

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Complex

@Complex

19h

Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme ‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’

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