hmmm just realized from listening to greg brown that when i named a character in my next book "colin moran" that was NOT a name i came up with in my brain
man if all you want to do is give a university $100,000 and receive no knowledge in return you can just write a check
the people don't want a legally blonde prequel, the people want a movie version of the legally blonde musical because the people watched the proshot at a formative age and christian borle as emmett ruined other men for the people and the people want to recapture that feeling
didnt know was a thing until one of the first reviews of my first book was like "i didn't like this book, i would never behave the way the main character did"
i was like "what a weird comment, obviously most people will know the book is not about them" whoops
i'm so fucking los angeles-pilled that my reaction was oh $250 for two people seems right actually
annoying gap customer malcolm harris
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"can you check if you have more in the back"
Replying to @BigMeanInternet
The implication that if you steal something from a museum you're depriving the public is kinda silly. They have more stuff in the basement! A lack of art objects is not one of the many real threats to American museums.
pirates twitter i would like cone earrings. not dangly ones, more like an enamel pin with gold. like this pin below but earrings. if someone is selling these please let me know or if you can make them for me i will buy them.
thank you for your attention in this matter
aw that's so nice, the ashcrafts will always been able to say they did their gender reveal at pnc park in front of 30, maybe even 40, people
"this is a crackhead distribution pathway" when it terminates at the hollywood bowl so artsy urban professionals can get home from their thursday night classical music concerts faster




















