i write books set in 1943. perpetually thinking about gene kelly. LAST STOP UNION STATION out now!

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LOOK AT HOW HAPPY MY CAT IS THAT I BROUGHT HER A FRESH PAPER BAG
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(believed to be gazebo)
What appears to be a baby grand piano is wheeled into Madison Square Garden, where Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are widely speculated to be getting married on July 3. Objects currently being unloaded at MSG are labeled “garden party” and “GAZ” (believed to be gazebo).
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hmmm just realized from listening to greg brown that when i named a character in my next book "colin moran" that was NOT a name i came up with in my brain
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i don't use AI when i'm writing because i (and this is extremely brave of me to admit) like writing
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Transplants from the Midwest to LA who moved in 2023 be all like “street vendors have always been part of LA”.
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sarah james retweeted
If you live right you can have this experience in Court
what would you do if someone read all your tweets to you one by one
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man if all you want to do is give a university $100,000 and receive no knowledge in return you can just write a check
Let’s be honest. All these people upset about college students using AI are just jealous they didn’t have it when they were in college. They just want them to suffer like they did. It’s an old story: “Well if I suffered, they should too.” It’s also a morally repugnant position.
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oh fuck yeah, edible arrangements is gonna be there?????
D Line Ext opens 12:30pm Friday! Free rides 4am Fri May 8 thru 3am Mon May 11 on Metro 🚇🚍🚲🚐 Celebrate with us 12:30pm-4pm Fri👇🏽
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the people don't want a legally blonde prequel, the people want a movie version of the legally blonde musical because the people watched the proshot at a formative age and christian borle as emmett ruined other men for the people and the people want to recapture that feeling
The official trailer for the ‘Legally Blonde’ prequel series ‘ELLE’ has been released. Premiering July 1 on Prime Video.
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who cares i was tee hee heeing
this scene made zero sense btw
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didnt know was a thing until one of the first reviews of my first book was like "i didn't like this book, i would never behave the way the main character did" i was like "what a weird comment, obviously most people will know the book is not about them" whoops
Anyway—a perfect example of the issue with the current state of reading is addressed by Fran Lebowitz in conversation with Toni Morrison—people use fiction as a mirror to see themselves instead of using it as a doorway, or a window, as a way out.
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i'm so fucking los angeles-pilled that my reaction was oh $250 for two people seems right actually
Not trying to be rude to Tyler here, I am trying to help him. And everyone else. But if two people are spending $250 or more to go to a Pirates game that's a personal skill issue, not a Pirates issue. I can get 2 people in to see Paul Skenes tonight for less than $65.
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annoying gap customer malcolm harris 🤝 "can you check if you have more in the back"
Replying to @BigMeanInternet
The implication that if you steal something from a museum you're depriving the public is kinda silly. They have more stuff in the basement! A lack of art objects is not one of the many real threats to American museums.
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pirates twitter i would like cone earrings. not dangly ones, more like an enamel pin with gold. like this pin below but earrings. if someone is selling these please let me know or if you can make them for me i will buy them. thank you for your attention in this matter
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aw that's so nice, the ashcrafts will always been able to say they did their gender reveal at pnc park in front of 30, maybe even 40, people
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happy easter! wigle whiskey tweeted to me the 😏 emoji at 3:23 am
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you're having blown saves, we're having cone saves, we are not the same
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"this is a crackhead distribution pathway" when it terminates at the hollywood bowl so artsy urban professionals can get home from their thursday night classical music concerts faster
No one in LA uses the subway. This is a crackhead distribution pathway. They looked at what they did to Hollywood Boulevard and thought let's do that to Century City.
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listen up ladies, i was around the last time we were obsessed with "natural fibers." i was actually working at the yoga pants store. natural fibers are great, love them! please do not buy the natural fiber yoga pants
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