@crump
instagram.com/mattcrump
Joined December 2007
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McDonald’s hasn’t released any Halloween McNugget Buddies in 30 years, so I made some new ones for you 🦄🌴🦩🌵 [1/3]
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🍌🍓🍋🥕 [2/3]
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😈🧚🧙‍♂️🐔 [3/3]
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#mixy
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I'll be sharing new art on Błůęśky from now on. Follow @ mattcrump(dot)com
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Tonight's surprise guest
Ben Rosen@ben_rosen23 Aug 2024
oh wow they got the couch
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House of the Dragoncock 🔥 #HOTD
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Just a reminder that I may or may not be notable
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Tell me you got an iPhone 1 for Christmas without telling me you got an iPhone 1 for Christmas #MyTwitterAnniversary #MerryChristmas
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Actually, it’s Dr. Whom
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Dr: Hot water is bad for your skin Me:
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Yummy Yosemite 🍭 #midjourney #aiart #ai
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Here are some daddies I made with #midjourney 💪 #ai #aiart #daddy
Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

ALT Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

ALT Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

ALT Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

ALT Prompt: muscular daddy in pink speedo, soft watercolor pastels, 2xist, light blue background

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Deepwater tentacle temples 🐙 #MidjourneyAI #midjourney #ai #AIart
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My year-long art block is OVER thanks to magical #AI. I’ve been AI painting nonstop the past week and have tons to share! Welcome to Candyland 🍭 #MidjourneyAI #midjourneyart #midjourney
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Gmail should warn senders if they’ve used more than one exclamation mark
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A good thing about not having any friends is that you’ll never be summoned for neverending court trials and depositions #DeppVsHeard
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A fun thing you start doing in your 30s is googling actors’ ages to check if you’re younger than them
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Designers be like IMG-2897-4-r6-final-recovered-final2-final3-recovered-recovered-recovered-final4-f5-f6-fu-recovered-recovered-FINALfinal-FINALfinal2-recovered-recovered-zbiu2xgdyibig-officialfinal-VeryLastFinalOrIQuit-VeryLastFinalOrIQuit2.psd
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