Game architect/engineer. 🎵Strapped down in my bed, feet cold and eyes red🎵 @crowder@hachyderm.io https://xitter.cf/t.co/h91HtHrTa5

San Diego, CA
Joined April 2007
I am adopted. My partner is, too. I have adopted two children. I firmly believe abortions should be free, legal, safe, and widely available to all women for any reason. Before you assert that "adoption solves everything", how many adoptions have you personally participated in?
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If there's one thing I've learned from @JomboyMedia, it's that baseball umpires are both the most childish humans on the planet AND some creepy-ass weird mofos. At the same time. wtf, baseball, THIS is why your sport sucks
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If I'm quiet on social media lately, it's because I'm tired of arguing with idiots and have decided to dedicate that time to watching videos on TikTok of adorable babies reacting to things adorably. That is all. Oh, and BG3
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GodDAMN was I wrong #ufc292
Yah, Aljo takes The Pot by decision 50-45
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Aljo stole that close/quiet round at the end #ufc292
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this is part one of the origin story of a movement lawyer: how austin gillespie, a young man working at a pill mill shut down by the DEA, became augustus sol invictus, a white supremacist attorney. the-devils-advocates.ghost.i…
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That's an MMA clinic #ufc292
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Well that least when Twitter dumps you back to the stupid “For You” feed, you know instantly because all you see are tweets from morons.
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Brutal knockout (disagree with DC — legal strike there, the “back of the head” strip is much narrower in modern ABC rules) #UFC292
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Super sick finish my Holobaugh, I suspect he wasn't even truly looking for that armbar, just chaining to the triangle.. #UFC292
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Weird, in this Disney filing one of the things they're seeking is the authority to punish Ron DeSantis by intubating him through his nose and force feeding him Dole Whip. Some legalese I don't quite follow and several subsections about pineapple brain freeze not being "torture"
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I would absolutely spend money to cancel people's stupid jukebox choices. @TouchTunes is missing a huge rev opportunity for their app here
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Weird, in this Disney filing one of the things they're seeking is the authority to punish Ron DeSantis by intubating him through his nose and force feeding him Dole Whip. Some legalese I don't quite follow and several subsections about pineapple brain freeze not being "torture"
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So basically Elon is admitting that the performance issues and bugs caused by the block feature are problems his tiny brain can't solved and he fired everyone else, so he's just disabling that feature
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You have to be a huge asshole to mess up the vibe in camp in BG3. It's literally an orgy waiting to happen
>game is maliciously trying to “crack an egg”
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The egg crack challenge is absolutely psychologically destroying a generation of children
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Gary and His Demons is SO GOOD. Sorry about it being on FreeVee
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