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"Some days, I wish water would crash on my head at all times". - Joe Pera

Joined July 2011
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They're saying the Republicans are tanking for Jeremiah Smith
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It’s been a long, dark night. But today I hear in a new way the echoes of Scripture. Weeping endures for the night, but joy comes in the morning.
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I stand corrected
No.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Today marks exactly 10 years since Hacker T. Dog delivered the greatest unscripted line in British television history. "We're just normal men... We're just innocent men."
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Nothing Bundt Cakes pisses me off. I guess it’s a play on the phrase “nothing but cakes” but that’s not a phrase people commonly use so it’s just insane. It’s like abstracting from an abstraction. It’s totally up its own ass.
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Fuck do you mean supposedly is he still out there
On this day, 43 years ago, we supposedly lost Otto Messmer. He co-created Felix the Cat.
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CGR retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Replying to @winonaddict
He’s turning into Judge Joe Brown
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Replying to @MercuriusFilius
If the interviewer asked me a dumb question like that id realize im not applying for a serious job and just jumping through stupid HR loops.
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Rays fans booing Jose Ramirez is so funny. He has no bad traits "Boo you're a nice, loyal guy and really good at baseball!"
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The timing of Patty Barrels’ home run IMMEDIATELY after the “Here’s what a dominant pitcher Rasmussen is” video is 🤌🏻 #GuardsBall
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The Guardians playing “End of the Road” after eliminating the White Sox is *amazing*
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the white sox are 0-1 (.000) this season when striking out 21+ times in a game
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CGR retweeted
Plot twistnya tiba tiba menjelang akhir tahun ini, wishlist nya satu persatu tercapai semuanya
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🚨 CLEVELAND GIVEAWAY 🚨 Thanks to @Homage, ONE lucky winner is taking home this Cleveland Starter Jacket 🔥 HOW TO ENTER: • Follow @JoShowAdell + @Homage • Like + RT this post • Reply #GuardsBall 🇺🇸 Must be in the U.S. to win. Winner will be selected RIGHT BEFORE GAME 2.
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Meaningless baseball. 🙄 #GuardsBall | #StandGuard
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Replying to @mastromatteo13
Oh his reaction when he sees the other angle hahahah
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Brayan Rocchio: “It’s not Rocctober it’s Cletember and Cletober.” OUR SHORTSTOP.
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The premise is they are the Muppets and they have a show
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
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Trump promised $5,000 stimulus checks from DOGE cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $2,000 stimulus checks from tariffs. You got 0. Trump promised $1,000 checks from Obamacare cuts. You got 0. Trump promised $1.98 gas. You got $4+. Trump now has more promises for you.
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