I’ve been known to do a lot of things.

Joined April 2009
The biggest losers you know from high school are gonna be all over this
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I can’t think of a better way to celebrate my 40th birthday than by seeing Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, and Saves The Day this fall.
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Shoutout to these guys for making quality golf accessories! My only qualm is the font used for Go Utes… it’s awful and I can’t have that in my bag. Pretty sure I’m gonna cop the black driver cover, though.
Something so good Ute fans can’t help but give it a permanent spot in the bag
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The Rams drafted the next Jared Goff
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This isn’t bold, it’s just plain stupid. Utah is going to almost be an Air Raid offense this year. No idea how successful it’ll be, but the Utes are gonna chuck it.
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If you thought there was ever any chance of Dybantsa returning to school, I’d like to talk to you about an exciting business opportunity…
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Finally saw Project Hail Mary. It was fine, I guess. I get why no one outside of Twitter was talking about this movie.
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When you see the same recruiter hitting your LinkedIn multiple times 👀
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B Gate Delta Lounge completely bodies the one at A Gates
Delta level 1 check-in and TSA is incredible. 10 total min to check my bags and get through security.
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Delta level 1 check-in and TSA is incredible. 10 total min to check my bags and get through security.
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How many bands are out there whose best songs aren’t on any of their albums? I can think of two: Saosin and Something Corporate
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Back-to-back green jackets and LIV potentially ending
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This is a hypothetical: But if AJ SOMEHOW transferred to Utah, and we got Eric Reibe, this would legitimately be a national championship team
This is a hypothetical: But if AJ SOMEHOW came back, and we got Eric Reibe, this would legitimately be a national championship team
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Bold of this guy to make fun of someone else’s appearance
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Been listening to the new @Saosin single pretty much nonstop since yesterday
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Hopefully this means we’re never subjected to Phil Mickelson again. I want a total and complete blackball for that self-serving loser.
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You vs the guy she told you not to worry about. Happy new run shoe day to me!
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I would argue it’s the only viable path, if you actually believe in Christ
Is it possible to be both an active member of the church a hardcore democrat? Honest question. Because all my friends that have become politically active democrats have all become inactive or have altogether left the church. Every. Single. One.
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So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.
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I’m not sure how much you’d have to pay me to go to Coachella, but it’s at least five figures.
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