Riles

It really is Michael Jackson then Kanye West.

Apple Maps took me into a highway tunnel while I was on an electric scooter in Norway. I’m just tryna get to my flight on time bro. Thank you to the random uber driver that stopped and picked me up.

Sydney Sweeney was in Kickin’ It for like an episode. Crazy.

I wish my dad had instagram. I want to send him reels so bad.

Wait people still think their vote counts??

Mr. Bean top 5 bits of all time.

I spoke way too soon. Indiana put up just a phenomenal defensive effort. Gophers blew the lead.

Everyone talks about how corny dudes who dress up as the Joker for Halloween are, but let it be known girls who dress up as Harley Quinn are far worse.

Boutta grab a drink with a former situationship. Is this gonna be another humiliation ritual?

Jay-Z is doing the Super Bowl halftime show. People were hating on bad bunny when he was announced, but I better see the world crumble from ts, because Jay-Z might be one of the most irrelevant artists of the century and don’t forget he was good pals with the big stein!

Henry Danger is genuinely a top tier show.

Been craving a shepherd’s pie for the past 15 years. Have yet to indulge.

Chicks on hinge LOVE when your opening line is “Bellooo!” Dead serious.

Was just at a wedding where for the mother/son dance, the mom made an ai song for the dance…it was pretty obvious and I know her intentions were pure, but can we make sure this doesn’t become a thing? Felt so odd.

Vikes defense is literally unbeatable.

Vikings 6-0. This is insane.