@crizmo

seemingly horrible little man whos actually alright if you have a good sense of humor.

Joined June 2009
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Elon Musk is that annoying person that everyone knows who's so desperate to look cool and get some attention that they will say or do anything. So why don't we all do what we do with that person and just ignore him until he goes away?
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A platform where some effort is made to take down misinformation instead of leaving blatant lies, made up stories, manipulated images and articles in the name of "free speech". The same free speech that gets hidden by algorithms in searches and post promotions
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Basically somewhere not owned by a man child megalomaniac who can't tell fiction from reality or can but he chooses to ignore it for attention and to try to seem more relevant.
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binface@binface1 Dec 2024
Joe Hart's going home in a U-Boat.
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Jay Motty@JayMotty28 Nov 2024
Seeing Gregg Wallace trending reminds me of one of the all time great Twitter exchanges
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Martin Lewis has met a scam victim who lost £76,000 after being tricked into investing in fake cryptocurrency by deepfakes of Lewis and Elon Musk. The real Elon Musk has also offered to meet the man, at which point he plans to trick him into investing in some fake cryptocurrency
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Mike Tyson has opened his new greek food outlet in Warrington
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Roads blocked, trains cancelled, power cuts, schools closed – if Putin ever decides to attack the UK, he should just launch snow
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Raghu@IndiaTales716 Nov 2024
The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody.
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I just can't bring myself to bin my minion pumpkin.
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I'm about to live one of my life long dreams. Watching The Crash Test Dummies live.
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Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys9 Nov 2024
How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump (Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)
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See you in Superleague next season, Clint.
NRL
@NRL7 Nov 2024
Long serving Eels captain Clint Gutherson has been released from the final year of his contract, allowing him to pursue other opportunities. More details: spr.ly/6012SUKL2
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Let's take the positives here. This will do wonders for the voice impressionist sector.
BBC Breaking News
@BBCBreaking6 Nov 2024
"Many people have told me that God spared my life for a reason" Donald Trump declares victory in US election, telling supporters he will bring "every ounce of energy, spirit and fight that I have in my soul to the job" Follow US election results live: bbc.in/3YC9wNh
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I'd call Americans stupid for voting trump in but we kept the conservatives in for years and lots of the country couldn't see the bad in Johnson.
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The amount of votes each candidate receive.
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorld5 Nov 2024
What will decide the US election and why it's so close bbc.in/3UBjtsQ

What will decide the US election and why it's so close

It's a coin-toss of an election - but that does not mean we won't get a decisive result, writes Anthony Zurcher.

bbc.com
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I hate Halloween. Don't mind the concept but there are loads of greedy little shits and scruffbag parents who don't teach their kids about sharing and manners.
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Do I want Wigan to win the GF? NO Do I want Hull KR to win it? Even more NO Am I bitter? Yes Is the ideal result for the game to be cancelled and struck from history? Yes Will that happen? No, so go Wigan wooooo
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Tai is dump.
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