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chris zaid

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Hardcore granny!!!

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Joined June 2012
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There are some people who are too French for their own good. (1977)
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As always, I am garbage at promoting my newsletter. This latest one features a big stupid ruby and also some dish about Allen Funt from Candid Camera, because I’m nothing if not topical. Up-to-the-minute breaking news, 24/7 dearest.substack.com/p/a-gia…
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Stormy Daniels spent the night with a tacky reality-television star. The rest — namely the legal drama that led to the first criminal indictment of a U.S. president — is now American history. Read @Olivianuzzi’s cover story: trib.al/wT3gHUT
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Wake and bake ☀️
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Look.. I choose peace but , say... Don't walk up on me wrong.. This Tea and Incense can turn into Colt 45 and Newports if NEED be.. OK?
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Ok this tweet is for like six of you probably but I just read that the titular “worst boyfriend” in the Chapter “Head Lice and My Worst Boyfriend” in Lynda Barry’s “100 Demons” is actually Ira fucking Glass and I am as they say shook
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Just take a listen
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He’s also a grown-ass man with bangs.
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@davenewworld_225 Feb 2023
An anti-trans GOP lawmaker in Mississippi said he recently spoke to a plastic surgeon about gender-affirming surgery on children, but that same surgeon came forward to say that this literally never happened. Joey Fillingane just got caught lying on the Mississippi Senate floor.
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Humanity gives you nothing
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@CalltoActivism22 Feb 2023
Kyle Rittenhouse says his legal bills are piling up and he is now pleading for donations. Name ONE thing you’d rather spend money on.
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Replying to @TheRickWilson
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All of the dumbest people I know believe shit they read on social media.
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@elonmusk11 Feb 2023
Some of the smartest people I know actively believe the press … amazing
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hey, this is tomorrow, sat the 28th. if youre in new england, come on over to a sunny western mass milltown and see the sights. 100 framed pieces pulling from 20 years of prints, many archive pulls, scratch&dents, and a friggin' house facade. also, RT this or a year of bad luck.
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Also featuring Princess Diana’s favorite giant amethyst and diamond cross, which Kim Kardashian bought last week dearest.substack.com/p/a-gru…
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@thomyorke20 Oct 2022
bring down this UK government, they do not speak for us, right the fuck now .. they have no authority, no mandate, no clue, cats in a bag tearing themselves to pieces while the country suffers in extreme distress. enough of this shit. shame on them. #GeneralElection2022
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splendid footnote in the luke haines memoir.
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Deathstorm has arrived 😱 A new episode of #TheFlash starts NOW on The CW!
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This guy gets it. Now find him and get gold #wormageddon

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A comedy in gibberish. Here’s the official trailer for #NudeTuesday. Starring @jackievanbeek, Damon Herriman, and @AJemaineClement Exclusive to Australian cinemas June 23 🍑🏔
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"I love to rhyme by water." - @AJemaineClement @nudetuesdayfilm opens exclusive to Australian cinemas today. A comedy in gibberish, starring @JackieVanBeek & Damon Herriman and some of NZ's finest comedians.
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