@cringusss

Come on in boys, the water is fine

Joined March 2024
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White people fundamentally don’t understand jazz so we invented jam bands to cope
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I’m going to be thinking about “Wait a second, you're saying if I go on the computer, on the worldwide web, there are people having sex on this information super highway?” every day for the rest of my life
aja‼️@b1ondeathOct 20
do you guys know about seth rogen teaching tom cruise about the existence of internet pornography in 2006
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Trying to evaluate this Florida team
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doing this on the mass pike while scrolling youtube shorts >>>
Pubity
@pubityOct 16
Elon Musk's new Tesla Roadster just jumped and flipped over several cars.
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Yeah
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That was the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever seen what the hell. I need a shower
Cringus@cringusssOct 15
My showing of You Can See Everything is literally sold out what the fuck
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My showing of You Can See Everything is literally sold out what the fuck
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KING GIZZARD IS ON THE GTA VI SOUNDTRACK??????
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repeating “she made Little Women” over and over in the same cadence as “he made Graduation”
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This looks terrible Jesus Christ😭
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 13
The first trailer for Greta Gerwig's ‘NARNIA’ has been released. In theaters on February 12, 2027.
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#yup
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Savannah Bananas
@TheSavBananasOct 11
Going to the plate WITHOUT Andy Grammer? Nah, nah, Honey I’m Good😉
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Redneck dwarves trying to pronounce the name of the hobbit they just met
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No fucking way
Every Moment of The Sopranos in Order
@SopranosOrderOct 9
S1 E2 '46 Long' | 585 of 632
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jackson@jacksonicideOct 7
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henry@trappedkrinkleOct 5
fuck it lance oppenheim late stage kanye west movie let's get that rolling
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GOD please let Lex Luthor put those evil data centers in Rushville, they SO deserve it #LexforPresident2028
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♱ony@alldawgsgo2hvnOct 5
Kerry:
.@furyofthegodzOct 5
This is so much funnier after the finale
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Waxahatchee needle drop in Lanterns changed my broke ass life
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I love my shitty band <3333333
SideFX77@SideFX1977Oct 4
Just got a “Fuck ICE” and “Free Palestine” from Karly Hartzman at a Tyler Childers concert in Portland, Oregon. The cheers she received didn’t surprise me. The fact she is Jewish did. Never heard of her shitty band, Wednesday, until tonight.
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Me when im on ReadComicOnline and the comic book interrupts my porn ads
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