European. Chartered Accountant. Improv Comedian. Singer. Founder of @countytownimpro. All opinions are my own.
Maidstone, South East
Joined February 2009
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I hope this spends the first two hours watching Napoleon and his schoolmates have a snowball fight while he befriends a bird, like the Abel Gance original @JSTownend
He came from nothing. He conquered everything. From acclaimed director Ridley Scott, #Napoleon is exclusively in movie theaters this Thanksgiving. Watch the official trailer now.
There it is in black and white. Boris Johnson deliberately misled the house and committed a serious contempt. Got the fucker #boris #BorisJohnson #ToriesOut
The @tigers might only be at .500 for my son's entire life right now, down from undefeated this time yesterday, but at least Miggy @MiguelCabrera is hitting .600 in that time!
The @tigers are completely undefeated for 100% of my son's life. Granted, he is only 9 hours old, but it's a good omen. #tigers #DetroitTigers
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Boris Johnson resigns in order to spend more time with his families.
Former UK PM Boris Johnson to step down as a Conservative MP with immediate effect after receiving Partygate report bbc.in/3P7kK9c
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📞"I gargled sewage as a boy and it never did me any harm🇬🇧"
"It shaped me and a generation of Conservatives. Me. Damian Green. Matt Le Tissier."
Colin from Portsmouth says that clean water is not a basic human right.
Well, @AustenImpro just never miss. So thrilled that @withtwoteas used my title, Dungeons and Darcys; Bonnets Among Thieves. Thank you @amycookehodgson, @ladycariad et al for a magnificent show. Cheered me right up. FOR I AM A BRAVE MAN (raps in french)
Travesty.
With a record-equalling seventh victory, Sweden are the winners of the #Eurovision Song Contest 2023 🇸🇪🏆
If the audience in Liverpool are anything like the people at home, Finland is going to smash this second half of the vote.
I think the public vote will have a very different opinion of Sweden. So many bangers tonight, and Tattoo wasn't one of them. GIVE IT TO AUSTRALIA YOU COWARDS
Owning a placard with intent to hold it up is not a crime. This is absolutely outrageous behaviour from @metpoliceuk encouraged by the antidemocratic policies of the @Conservatives
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Outrageous scenes of cops arresting anti-monarchy protestors and stealing their placards
So we are not allowed to show public opposition to a bloke being crowned head of state for having been born into unimaginable wealth while ppl line up at food banks and schools fall apart
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Several household name BBC journalists should be required to explain why, *for seven years*, they have failed to do what @MarinaPurkiss does here with consummate ease...
Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch @MarinaPurkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼
This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him.
Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?
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Thrilled to appear on @BBCRadioKent this afternoon, talking about our upcoming show this Friday. Listen at the 2hr 15min mark (or just the whole show, it was a banger) #improv #comedy #kent #maidstone bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0fcmb…
Thank you @TerryMatalas. I am crying tears of joy for the end of Vöx. So many wonderful memories, of the things that made me who I am, came flooding back.