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Joined April 2011
Gambhir gone? no worries Baz will now lead the charge. Oh wait, hahahahahahahahahahaha #forCSK
SRK: "Saar, enna, you always seem to have 12 people playing for you." Srini: "Okay, Balaji dropped today."
Smart tactics by DD, seeing as they didn't play Morne Morkel, they've sat him right in front of the dugout #ipl
Replying to @pitchinv
@pitchinv What's again common in Baba Ramdev & Virender Sehwag ? Both leave "Mahela" stranded alone & run for their own safety. #GetLostPls
Sehwag wants the whole world to go bald, tearing out their hair in frustration trying to make some sense of his cricketing decisions.
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Replying to @_fakeiplplayer
@_fakeiplplayer Sunny Gupta found Murali Vijay's confidence and form which no one could find. He's better than Google.
Via shah@pi @pitchinv:Too much pressure on Smith's shoulders placed by Sachin, he isn't Atlas #hfz
दर्शकों को क्रिस गेल की कमी नहीं महसूस हुई होगी, चतुर की भाषा में बोलूं तो धोनी के द्वारा मुंबई की बुरी तरह चमत्कार हो गयी! #IPL #CSKvsMI
If CSK is Australia of IPL, MI are surely India; always give the champions a run for their money (well of course, forget the Australia tour)
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Not quite Shoiab Akhtar, but a lotta guys are lifting SRK - while they're at it, try a drop. #getlostpls
This has been a high quality match. Knowing Viru and Gauti, buddies that they are, they'd want it 2 be a high quantity match. #KKRvsDDseries
With that dive at the end of the chase near the boundary, Yusuf Pathan showed that he had a better shot at swimming.
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Venugopal Rao is what you call a Khufia batsman, what he does, and how he does, and if he does, nobody knows. #getlostpls
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Lockup in room with Danny, Sidhu, Ravi, LSK RT @pitchinv Suggest punishments for umpires for their performances this #HypePL. #HFZ @pitchinv
Viru claims he never looks at the pitch before a game. Looking at the bowlers he picked today, I am starting to believe him now. #getlostpls
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McCullum and Kallis have sensed that #IPL is ending soon and hence practicing for test matches. #GoodStrategy #KKR
Via Rishab @pitchinv:Stupid sehwag, will make Delhi loose for sure. He doesn't play Nadeem and doesn't bowl negi. #getlostpls
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Via [Karthik.Nagaraj] @pitchinv:R P Singh has a purple cap. He bought a green, blue, pink and orange one too while he was in the store :-)
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Now, If Tiwary win it for RCB today, We may See him Tweeting, "Sidharth Mallaya was all over Me Last night" Tomorrow. #IPL
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㋡═☞ @i_m_rude: Sangakaara and Steyn are feeling d same way in dis year's #IPL wat bangladesh and zimbabwe are feeling since 15 years