A blind squirrel, who occasionally finds a nut. CTO at @getnametag, Co-founder of @groove_identity. Nerd of security, airplanes, & microphones. he/him

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined July 2008
ActiveX taught us nothing.
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Ross Kinder retweeted
‘No Way To Prevent Memory Errors,’ Says Only Programming Language Where This Regularly Happens
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A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar, but turns and leaves because he couldn't find a table
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Ross Kinder retweeted
Swiss prosecutors have confirmed to @TheRecord_Media that Vyacheslav Penchukov, the 40-year-old Ukrainian accused of leading the Zeus cybercrime group, has been arrested in Geneva and will be extradited to the United States. therecord.media/alleged-zeus…
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Alex Jones won the Powerball in reverse!
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I’m very curious what an $18 peanut butter and jelly sandwich tastes like, but I don’t have the courage to order it.
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I think it goes without saying that the stuff I like to read and look at and listen to is good and I am virtuous for liking it, and stuff I don't like to read and look at and listen to is bad and the people who enjoy it have a personality flaw at best and are evil at worst.
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I’ve been called worse
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Ross Kinder retweeted
Friend of mine in her 40s uses "millenials" as shorthand for "younger than her." I push back on that. So today, when referring to colleagues in their 20s, knowing they aren't Millenials, she referred to them as "Generation Avocado or whatever". :) I think I'll start saying that.
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The beginning of that Jane’s Addiction song freaks my dog the fuck out.
This is a very powerful way to use urban art
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