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Imagine saying "choccy biccie" with a straight face that's what it's like living in Australia
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The day I heard about Shrek the Musical was the day I learned nothing mattered
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Mayo is a necessary evil
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I get way too much satisfaction out of offering to take group photos for people. Everybody wins!
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TikTok discovered "sheesh"?? That's been a mainstay in my vocabulary since like age 7 smh
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Australia: Home of the Cassowary - the world's most dangerous bird. It attacks by kicking your neck with its feet Also Australia:
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From the tone of this description it makes it sound like they regularly consume children or something 😂
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Opinions on Corporate Entities is not a personality
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(myself from 10 years ago needed to hear this)
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Last time I felt I had my life together was when I realized I had a pocket in my cargo shorts that perfectly housed my DS lite
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this mf posted one of the best scenes in superhero history and thought we was gonna agree
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lmao, this quality cinema to yall?
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"Hey man I need a name for my new shop" "Okay, I well what do you sell?" "Jeans, khakis, overalls, ya know...just like pants in general" ... "I have an idea":
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I put this on IG at first but it definitely belongs on Twitter instead
God I love the internet
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In terms of nostalgia, nothing will ever top the opening scene of Toy Story 2
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My uncle explained he refuses to watch the Guardians of the Galaxy movies because "raccoons can't talk" lmao
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#butreallytho
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I could spend literally all day on r/frugal
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