@creditcheeks

bull in a china shop

Joined October 2022
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D3 kids can’t drink. Not acting like I’m saying anything controversial but just a matter of fact.
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Cuck chair setup at the bar toilet
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Replying to @Jandystl
WE LIVE
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Nobody at work knows that my Yadier Molina Saturday Home Alternate jersey is in my bag for the game today
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Saturday.
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@John_Fanta please join.
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Found God in the Shake Shack Innovation Kitchen
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big cheese retweeted
Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan
Jul 10
Replying to @GoonersDream @MarinoMLB
stop gooning and learn ball
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HE IS RISEN
The Athletic
@TheAthletic
Jul 5
Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium, with his one-game red-card ban that he received against Bosnia and Herzegovina suspended. Article 27 of FIFA’s disciplinary code states that “the judicial body may decide to fully or partially suspend the implementation of a disciplinary measure.” nyti.ms/3RkeoH5
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Sister’s wedding so we’re pulling out the Whale. We don’t bring this guy out for throwaway games up in Rochester
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I’m a fool to do your dirty work.
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Time to put the Monroe Doctrine to use on Paraguay #USMNT
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I don’t really care for all the celebrity row bullshit but when I saw they brought back Jeremy Lin I did audibly say “that’s fucking right”
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My VP just said she’s been traveling so much that she’s “basically in the mile high club” I chose not to correct her so the next person also gets a laugh out of it It takes a village
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Hey do you mind if we push back the reservation 30 minutes? Andy Dufresne is about to escape Shawshank on AMC
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Walked past a nice bloke enjoying a bud heavy with his wife in Washington Sq Park Your move, Zohran.
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