Writer-Director. Grimm, Ocean’s Eleven, Blue Streak. Rep UTA. #1 Bestseller “A BLOCKBUSTER” Entertainment Weekly: https://xitter.cf/t.co/YKlNAVDb4n

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2022
He was the only character without sin. And called out the sinners with rage.
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RIP RJMitte. You were amazing and we’ve lost dozens of brilliant performances. Gifts.
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Do you believe there exists any entertainment that has no political meaning whatsoever?
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE FUCKING CHIEFS GAME
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I’ve finally reached the point where I’m cutting the cord. Ridiculous fees and terrible service. Have you tried this? Any suggestions or recommendations?
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I need a pet. I’m a semiretired writer. I’m lazy as fuck. Regular cat or super lazy dog?
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My little brother is dying of leukemia and I’d appreciate thoughts and prayers.
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Attorneys-advice on writing an autobiography on my years working in Hollywood? If I’m going to spend months detailing everything it will involve extremely defamatory information about the most famous and powerful people in the business. I don’t want to get sued. Huge $$$$$$
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I used to follow politics like a junkie. Now they’re all doing weightlifting. WTF???
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The most touching comment I ever got.
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What is the laziest dog breed EVER
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I can’t sleep. Here’s why: when people refer to sports teams there is maddening grammatical inconsistency. To wit: You say “The Lakers (plural) are in the playoffs!” But if you’re going to the game you say “Let’s go to the Laker game!” Singular. WTF?? Knicks, same thing.
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