On a crusade to correct stupidity whereever it exists.
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All right all right I know it’s totally sexist and lame. I’m not sure when it’s ok to say something like this but @NicolleDWallace you are just damn beautiful tonight and your gigantic smile gives me hope.
Ok if hitler was a piece of shit-devil motherfucker of an existential quantity, by sheer weight trump is a bigger piece of shit devil motherfucker.
Margaret Brennan of face the nation. You have the best hair in the history of the world. But if you don’t tan that pale face Dracula will be seeking you for a mate.
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In his past life @realDonaldTrump thought he was handsome. Now he must be fully aware he looks like a Camel’s penis.
I find it fascinating that right-wing trump humpers who hate immigrants use ancestory dna to find out what kind of immigrant they are .
Thank you donald trump for being the ever-lasting gobstopper of shit. It won’t be Russia, Ukraine that will be your undoing. It will be your decision to abandon the Kurds leading to their slaughter along with thousands of Christians. If there was a hell you would surely burn.
We need @SamuelLJackson to go to the senate and say “how many goddamn motherfucking shootings do we need before you lame-ass mothersfuckers do some goddamn motherfucking thing about goddamn motherfucking shootings motherfuckers?” Fuck you motherfuckers!
We don’t want background checks on people buying AR-15s but we need voter ID laws to stop fraudulent voting? Bullshit.
God answers prayer at the statistical rate of chance. And according to the Christian group the templeton foundation, a little worse.
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CANNOT RETWEET THIS ENOUGH OR WATCH IT ENOUGH! PLEASE ENJOY & SHARE WITH EVERYONE, ITS TIME FOR CHANGE & IT STARTS WITH EVERYONE OF US‼️
Robert De Niro, @robreiner, @SophiaBush, @StephenKing, @jvn, and more are cutting through the Trump administration’s lies and obfuscations about the Mueller report:
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Dumping the Electoral College means that a man’s vote in California counts as much as a woman’s vote in Minnesota. It means everyone in America has equal say. It means no one is valued more than anyone else.
I support the abolition of the Electoral College.
Who’s with us?
Manafort got 47 months for 10s of millions of tax evasion, bank fraud, and witness tampering. My uncle got 24 months for selling collateral (cattle) on a loan, even though he paid the loan back. Unbelievable.
I’m as far left as it gets. But I love @NicolleDWallace so much. She makes me laugh everyday and has a beautiful head on her shoulders.
I’ve been 360 pounds. I had gastric bypass surgery. I’m now 185 pounds. There’s no way in hell trump is less than 300 pounds.
Catholic priests. Why do you have to fuck little boys? Southern Baptists and church of Christ preachers, why are you fucking kids? Maybe your god ain’t that great.