Writer. Test driver. Pixar mom. Bylines @usnewscars @slashgear @carconnection @cargurus @caranddriver @usatoday @howstuffworks (RIP). VP Membership @mamaonline.

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
New job description: Will get naked for cars. My @CARandDRIVER feature, “The Full Monty Carlo,” about my day at a car show at a nudist colony, is in bookstores now.
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A giant Go Fuck Yourself to whoever complained to the Illinois Secretary of State and got my license place revoked.
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We have a new Pope 👇😂😂
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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This aged well.
Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!
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Replying to @CelticsUnite18
Why is KCP calling a Hall of Famer and 38 year old "boy" and "bum ass"? Al pushing 40 averaging more than you @CaldwellPope 😂😂😂
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Three straight seasons with 55+ wins for the first time since the Larry Bird era 👀
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I haven't even seen the episode yet and I'm still choking at this:
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A reminder that both Canada and Mexico sent firefighters to L.A. to assist with the fires....no questions asked, just good neighbors helping us out
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Elon Musk's comments on Ukraine's leadership and elections reflect his growing political engagement, often amplifying right-wing views on X. Studies show X has become a hub for misinformation under his ownership, with Musk's posts driving engagement on controversial topics. His influence stems from owning the platform and his role in U.S. politics, including leading DOGE under Trump.
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These men trafficked women & children & Tr*mp got them released. Sit with that for as long as you need to.
BREAKING: The Tate brothers have left Romania, according to reports. It comes after the Donald Trump's administration reportedly made multiple attempts to pressurise Romania to lift travel restrictions on Andrew and Tristan Tate. ➡️ trib.al/oRArFvk 📺 Sky 501
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The party of smaller government what now
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I am not making this up: Republicans have introduced legislation… to increase your bank fees.
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Jesus Christ.
A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state. HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings." documents.house.mo.gov/billt…
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Listening to Parker Posey’s “southern” accent
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I don't even really like SNL but this is awesome.
I'll be watching the @nbcsnl anniversary special from my friends' house in Aurora. When they bought the place from the original owners in the late 1990s, they liked the decor in the basement so much that they've kept the basics intact.
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Fucking insane. This is nothing but a stunt — it’s well documented what life is like as the incubator to a Musk spawn — and while the kid deserves better, the adults’ performative demands for privacy are bullshit.
.@stclairashley is a woman of tremendous integrity, committed to protecting her family. This reasonable request should be honored by media.
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Kids are not off limits for journalists when you made the conception a political spectacle.
In all sincerity, appreciate the kind words. Wish I did not feel the need to make a statement. Kids should be off limits for journalists Will be spending time with my family & logging off for a while.
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Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️
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I still call it Sears fucking Tower, so…
Do you now call it the Gulf of America or do you still call it the Gulf of Mexico?
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Replying to @kellyinvegas
Audit them, absolutely - but don't put a tech bro idiot billionaire who LITERALLY HAS GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS in charge of it. The fuck you on?
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