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she/her, 32, attorney, cat mom, Swiftie, Mythical Beast, Miami Law alum. (formerly darrenangryinch)

Florida!!!
Joined August 2012
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
Don't fall for the rebrand that JD, DeSantis, and Cruz are trying to pull. They want to run for President in 2028 so they're trying to pretend they were sensible republicans this whole time. They made their terms about trans people and woke DEI. Don't let them shift blame.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
I get why Riley Gaines is scared of the blue wave She’s not the best swimmer
Praying for the United States today. Let God's will be done.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
Projection: Democrat Scott Colom is the Projected Winner in the Mississippi Senate election. He will defeat Incumbent Republican Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith. Democratic Gain #Election2026 #ElectionDay #MSSen
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
no babe I can't leave Florida, who else will vote blue in 2028?
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
millennial optimism is back baby i’m blasting florence and the machine bass boosted the dog days ARE over
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
No way you can trot Harrison Butker out there after tonight.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
Democrats should pass single-issue bills that are easy to sell as having a measurable impact on people’s lives and then FORCE TRUMP TO VETO THEM. His veto threats are pathetic and weak. Make him own it.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
We will allow Republicans to choose what style of litter box to go in all the school bathrooms.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
and if you started using the r-word again in the last 2-4 years? that's right. 25 to life, bench trial. and the judge presiding has pronouns you never heard in your life
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
You know what’s cool about the United States? When candidates lose an election, they don’t have to take a secretive flight to another country in the middle of the night with their families to seek safety. They just go back to their day jobs. We shouldn’t take that privilege for granted.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
if you’re in line to give Jd Vance a swirlie in the gender neutral bathroom stay in line
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
Elon Musk moved his businesses (SpaceX, X, Tesla) to Texas to escape the liberal woke mind virus in California, and now Texas is a blue state. I love that for him.
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when lindsay graham died all of the gay inside him got released into the surrounding countryside
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If you thought Trump was already an Executive Order/Presidential Proclamation fiend, it's about to get SO MUCH worse LOL
Trump will REMAIN President, but what he CAN'T do now: 1. *Can't pass any law:* Needs Parliament. With Democrats at 90, all his bills will be blocked. 2. *Can't get money:* Parliament controls the budget. No funding for his MAGA projects, Wall etc. 3. *Faces Impeachment Risk:* Democrats can start investigations and even move impeachment. 4. *Can't appoint Judges/Officials freely:* Senate will block his picks. 5. *Can't do big foreign deals:* Trade deals, war funding needs Parliament nod. In short: He will stay in the White House, sign Executive Orders, but Parliament and Courts can overturn them. He becomes a *Lame Duck President* - President in name, powerless in reality. #USMidterms
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I love seeing a democrat with a cowboy hat. like YES WE TOO CAN YEE HAW!
Democrat Bobby Pulido has won the race for Texas’ 15th Congressional District, flipping the seat from red to blue.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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MY NONBINARY GOD LOVES ALL 6 BIOLOGICAL SEXES, TED!!!!!!!!!
Texas, today is the day. James Talarico seems like a nice young man and a moderate. That's the act. This is a man who said "God is nonbinary." Who said there are six biological sexes. Who called capitalism an oppressive system he wants to dismantle. And who says we should look to Western Europe for inspiration. Take a look at Paris. His record is just as radical. He voted NO on border security, NO on cutting your property taxes, and NO on stopping cities from defunding the police. Lie to the voters, then get in power. Don't let it work. Get out and vote for @KenPaxtonTX.
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⚖ Lizz M (❤️‍🔥) retweeted
Dems flipped 16 FL House seats and lost 1 – yielding the smallest GOP majority since the GOP won control of the chamber in 1996. This is the most seats any party has flipped in 60+ years.
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