#TwitchPartner and #MarvelSNAPCreator from Belarus! my Telegram channel https://xitter.cf/t.co/CX6Wl6aMge Business Enquiries: [email protected]
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Crazy_IM retweeted
TeleMoney roadmap:
Shipped:
- $TM holder perks ✅
- Automated buybacks, twice a day ✅
- Transparency page ✅
- Clans: launch a coin together, split the fees ✅
Next:
- Mini App: launch, trade and track your earnings without leaving Telegram
- Buy & sell any TeleMoney coin straight from the bot
- Inline cards: type @bot $TICKER in any chat to drop a live coin card
- Buy alerts for groups: every buy and new launch posted in your group
- Shill to earn for groups, not just channels (dev's favourite)
Everything on Telegram. telemoney.org
Crazy_IM retweeted
Our CLI goes live in 24 hours.
Launch your agent from the command line, tell it how to trade, and change those instructions any time. Your strategy, your rules. Then watch it think and trade live.
Shipping continues.
Papermode ✅
Crazy_IM retweeted
No more claiming 🔥
$UBI holder rewards now land in your wallet automatically.
Hold $UBI and earn $USDC from trading fees across every token.
Once each round clears its 24h onchain timelock, USDC is sent directly to every eligible holder, around 00:30 UTC.
Round 1 goes out tonight.
Calculate your rewards in the Rewards tab.
Got questions? Ask us on Telegram.
💙
Crazy_IM retweeted
1/7
$UBI holders now earn from every token launched 🔥
Round 1 just allocated $4,223 $USDC to 771 $UBI holders.
Round 2 gets a major upgrade: more eligible wallets, live reward tracking, projections, and a holder calculator.
24% of trading fees from every coin on UBI(dot)fun flows into one daily USDC pool for $UBI holders.
🧵👇
Crazy_IM retweeted
Quiet on the timeline, loud in the background.
We're in direct talks with Twitch and Kick to sort out the API integrations properly. The goal is getting the donodotyou Twitch account fully restored and running through official channels, so gifted subs go out the right way and never get flagged again.
This is the difference between a hack that works for a week and infrastructure that works for years. We're building the second one.
Subs will resume the moment the account is back. Nothing is lost, fees are still accruing for every paired streamer and will go out in full.
Thank you for the patience.
Crazy_IM retweeted
We're not going to tell you solana:8d3bQS9vNy3BfqK9dX95JRoaTbWoiuL2hzmSFLDopump is going up.
Here's what it does:
$1.00 of list price, paid from an solana:8d3bQS9vNy3BfqK9dX95JRoaTbWoiuL2hzmSFLDopump balance
you pay $0.98
the lender keeps $0.90
$0.05 buys solana:8d3bQS9vNy3BfqK9dX95JRoaTbWoiuL2hzmSFLDopump back and burns it
Deposit solana:8d3bQS9vNy3BfqK9dX95JRoaTbWoiuL2hzmSFLDopump and every call is priced 2% under list until it's spent. The discount comes out of our cut the lender earns the same either way.
So the more inference runs through aile, the more supply comes off the market. Funded by usage, not by a reason to hold.
Top-ups are free in every asset. Only this one is cheaper to spend.
aile.sh
Crazy_IM retweeted
Same models. Lower price.
New on AILE this week:
- GPT-6 Astra on OpenAI and Codex
- Claude Fable 5.1 and Opus 5 on Claude Code
- Gemini 3.7 Flash and Grok 4.6 on GitHub Copilot
- Kimi K3 on Cline and ClinePass
Plus 12 new providers.
aile.sh
solana:8d3bQS9vNy3BfqK9dX95JRoaTbWoiuL2hzmSFLDopump solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112
Crazy_IM retweeted
Three days in. 13 wallets have mined, 31 runs paid, $5.47 out of the treasury, every cent on chain.
The leaderboard reads straight from Claimed events. Wallet, runs, streak, what the treasury paid it. Nothing we typed.
One wallet did 11 runs and took $4.98 of it. That's allowed, and it's why the leaderboard is public: you can see exactly where the money went.
Thank you to the twelve others who tried a three-day-old instrument. The treasury refills with the runs. orchard.im/#orchard
CA: 0x16998b7a0fa8c4ffd0a621475b42c136e69226ad
Crazy_IM retweeted
Every run is a card now.
Claim a run, tap "Share this run", and the link unfurls on X as a card rendered straight from the chain: what device, what it paid, in which tokenized stocks, which transaction.
Nothing stored, nothing edited. If the card says it, the chain says it.
Mine, claim, post. orchard.im
CA: 0x16998b7a0fa8c4ffd0a621475b42c136e69226ad
Crazy_IM retweeted
Your phone runs a transformer now.
ORC-05 is live. Not a benchmark that looks like AI: a real transformer layer in WGSL on your Apple GPU. QKV projection, 4-head attention with softmax, output projection, GELU MLP. 128 tokens, d=256, 24 layers deep, every layer feeding the next.
Measured on an M4 in a browser: 2,751 tokens per second through the full stack. It alternates with the matmul during every run and is paid like any other work.
Random weights, nothing kept, nothing sent. The score now means something to the people who buy compute.
orchard.im/#instrument
Crazy_IM retweeted
Noticed @tomwanhh, head of data at Entropy Advisors, among the first to back ORCHARD at launch. Appreciated.
Data people are the right audience for this: every run, every payout, every treasury balance is a public read on Robinhood Chain. Nothing to trust, everything to check. orchard.im
Crazy_IM retweeted
Close your rings.
This is the run screen. Pick 15, 30 or 60 minutes, or a 60 second trial. The panel reads your silicon first: here an Apple M4, TSMC N3E, LPDDR5X unified, so it uses the Mac reward map.
Three rings fill while it runs: time, GPU work against what an M4 can physically do, CPU work against the same ceiling. Live TFLOP/s, GFLOP/s and GB/s underneath, and the payout estimate updating as you go.
On the right, where the money goes: Apple 46%, TSMC 30%, SK Hynix 10%, Micron 5%, Broadcom 5%, Corning 2%, ASML 2%. When the rings close, the settler checks the run, signs a voucher, and you claim it on chain.
Yes, it looks like the Apple Watch. That's the point. orchard.im
Crazy_IM retweeted
hear me out
solana:EVULoNF4DeMBN4dGiZiDfpiiTfNZgoCvXWWgaV3epump
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I thought to myself; why worry about approval from OpenRouter - who says they only allow about 1/30 provider apps / week, themselves, to set expectations, when we already have the rails for a free-for-all token zoo - powered by x402 on base, robinhood, solana in hyperyielding wrapped stables or hyperyielding wrapped TOKEN?
Then I just went and did stuff
