they should combine those long distance sex toy apps with smart light apps so you can control other people's lights from far away they'd be like "omg my house is haunted!!" and you'd be like "no silly it's just a harmless halloween prank haha :)"

if my voice sounded like Hunter Schafer's i would never shut up

treated myself today

went in the video sto to go look at horror films (obvs) and they immediately started playing Ethel Cain when i walked in just call me a trnny and get it over with damn

good morning my friends ✨️ gonna walk around the city for a bit until i get bored maybe i'll look for some yummy vegan good

Judiciary and Guilt Trip were very fun in Manchester last night

just ate some cookies

literal Monster truck outside the hardcore show

no one here knows i'm josferatu from twitter

going out soon bye x

you have my full attention

white people when you put your elbows on the dinner table

my tattoo artist hasn't got back to me he clearly hates me and wants me to blow my shit smoov off

literally one of Slipknot's biggest songs and they don't know the words

IT'S EDGE DAY MOTHERFUCKERS TWO WORDS