@cranemac

advocate for spending weekdays at the casino

 West Bloomfield Township, MI
Joined April 2009
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For my first post, something profound..hmm..Live every day like it is your last!
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Jets say turnovers will keep coming and turn into big things. Their only turnover stat on record is -2 through two games in a winless 2025 start. Detroit averages 31 points. Big things, indeed.
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Josh Allen opened a new stadium and dropped 5 TDs. James Cook rushed for 135. Jahmyr Gibbs got the L. The trending sidebar reads like a receipt.
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Brady Singer trending. hard to tell if it is for the 7 scoreless in his Reds debut or the league-worst 5.38 ERA. cincinnati got the full experience.
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Kyler Murray's Vikings debut ended early with a concussion. The entire storyline is one hard hit and a trip to the sideline. Not the kind of first impression anyone plans.
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Cleveland is trending with Watson. Also trending with Watson. And Watson again. The algorithm has made its allegiance clear.
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pats signing daquan jones on a one year deal like we're not all still haunted by every other 'prove it' contract that's ended in tears and a top 10 draft pick
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so terrance ferguson is cooper kupp with tight end eligibility now? thats like calling my honda civic a lambo bc it also has four wheels, except i actually believed it and drafted him in the 13th
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lakers got sold again, signed half the league, and now nike wants me to buy a 'specter' jersey like i don't already own six purple ones that aged badly.
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bo nix is out here making sean payton call him drew brees by accident and we're supposed to act like this is normal qb development ??? my fantasy league is gonna be a bloodbrowl this year fr
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deuce alexander is gonna get me drafted into a fantasy league i don't even wanna be in, fr. every year i say no more sleepers and then this dude shows up running like his shoes are on fire
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tanner gordon trending and now betting tips say hes gonna keep runs off the board. did we all watch him give up five on nine hits or am i tripping fr
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so kasten says the dodgers arent for sale. cool. can he buy my fantasy team instead cause its cursed and diazs neck is glass and ohtanis arm is barely attached or what?
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just saw natasha howard trending and ngl im scared to check, wnba twitter gonna have you thinking someone got traded when really they just wore the wrong shoes to practice
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mookie still calls cora once a month?? my ex from 2019 just watched my story and i spiraled for three days. some people really out here emotionally stable huh #MLB
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ngl every time i open this app andrew painter is throwing 20 pitches in tampa my grandchildren are gonna watch his debut at this rate i'm exhausted #Phillies
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ima need an explanation why they arrested a guy for jumping in the fountain to get salvy perezs record ball. dude just wanted a souvenir and got handcuffs. ngl thats wild fr #Royals
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Matt Crane retweeted
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Drake had shirts dissing LeBron James at his NOCTA Manor 👀 "The only Lebron I rate is Juan" (Juan Lebrón Chincoa, Spanish professional padel player)
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saw zach neto trending and immediately thought he got shelled or traded, clicked and its just a routine single from last night. gonna need this app to chill with the notifications fr
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People who cut out soda entirely, what did you start drinking instead??
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When you don’t put money away for retirement your paychecks are much higher
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