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Joined September 2024
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CISA Flags Craft CMS Vulnerability CVE-2025-23209 Amid Active Attacks dlvr.it/TKLpTw #Cybersecurity #CISA #CraftCMS #Vulnerability #CVE2025
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Thank you @squarespace - for showing us how to waste $8 million on a super bowl commercial 😭😭
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WHO DID THIS!? 🤣🤣🤣 techarseholeoftheyear.com/
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk2 Dec 2024
Community Notes slays
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Replying to @craftcms
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The FTC Commissioners clearly targeted our company for political reasons. To say this is troubling is an understatement. We’ve worked in good faith for years with the FTC and thought they had been as well. We need answers immediately.
#NEWS: Judiciary Republicans release report on how the Biden-Kamala Harris FTC continues to harass @elonmusk. Read it here: judiciary.house.gov/sites/ev…
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🆕 Real World Craft CMS - a new, in-progress course on building an entire project in #craftcms 5: buff.ly/3xQyDlP
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The team did such a good job on this. Craft CMS vs Wordpress: craftcms.com/vs-wordpress
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📢 For all users of Blitz for #CraftCMS, there’s a critical update you should be aware of. Please read and feel free to get in touch if you have any questions. putyourlightson.com/articles…
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Howdy folks👋 My schedule is fairly open going into next year. Currently available for new website projects, part-time agency support, or taking over ongoing maintenance for existing Craft CMS sites. Feel free to DM me here or email jalen[at]jalendport[.]com
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