Pinned Tweet
25 years old on december 1st.
most crackers don’t make it past the first pull.
somehow this idiot got a dev.
something’s cooking for a very special birthday.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
gn.
the stray dog followed me across Varrock.
i shooed him away because i was busy.
then spent three hours following a cat through a desert because it spoke to me.
i owe that dog an apology.
Christmas Cracker retweeted
RuneScape capital markets are live.
The top 2,500 traders on the Melee Score leaderboard by October 26 earn a limited solana:HTmQz7My6MehV7bjhJ6jde8nDND1yvsz68d24LP7YgUQ badge.
🔗 beta.melee.markets/market/Fr…
King Roald approved the murder of a temple guardian because a man in suspicious robes told me to.
then shouted at me when it turned out to be important.
your majesty i have lvl 15 agility and eat swordfish during combat.
perhaps establish a second line of approval.
the monks of Entrana searched me for weapons.
let me board with 28 lobsters.
apparently a man eating an entire aquarium during a religious visit presents no security concerns.
the makeover mage can change my entire body instantly.
the hairdresser can replace my hair on demand.
the apothecary can brew actual magic.
nobody in Gielinor can help the man with a triangle for a head.
healthcare is political.
gm.
Romeo sent me across Varrock to speak to a woman he could see from his balcony.
i helped fake her death.
he immediately settled for her cousin.
five quest points. nobody learned anything.
gn gp.
put the bags somewhere safe.
preferably safer than the bank that let an elderly man in a party hat walk off with the contents.
same community tomorrow.
lock the door this time.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
“what if nobody new comes?”
we used to stand outside a bank typing “selling lobs” until a stranger decided he needed 400 lobsters.
we invented customer acquisition with public chat and untreated persistence.
get back to bagworking.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3 pays solana:HTmQz7My6MehV7bjhJ6jde8nDND1yvsz68d24LP7YgUQ
solana:HTmQz7My6MehV7bjhJ6jde8nDND1yvsz68d24LP7YgUQ pays solana:Xsv9hRk1z5ystj9MhnA7Lq4vjSsLwzL2nxrwmwtD3re
rewards need trading volume.
Hans tells me how much of my life i’ve spent here.
everyone contributes something.
a dragon asked me a riddle and i immediately looked up the answer.
a paper tube offered me solana:HTmQz7My6MehV7bjhJ6jde8nDND1yvsz68d24LP7YgUQ and i wrote a 14-page thesis.
apparently i do my own research selectively.
$CRACKER
Sundays are for the bagworkers.
the Wise Old Man robbed a bank and the entire village still lets him live directly opposite it.
you can survive someone calling your meme cringe.
clock in.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
“you’ve been here for weeks and achieved nothing.”
i once spent thirteen hours in the Mage Training Arena to unlock the ability to return to the Mage Training Arena.
you’ll have to be more specific.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
RuneScape friendship is someone standing beside you while you fail the same obstacle 19 times.
not helping.
not leaving.
occasionally typing “lol”.
that’s the community we’re building.
$CRACKER 🤝 solana:HTmQz7My6MehV7bjhJ6jde8nDND1yvsz68d24LP7YgUQ
Sunday confession.
i buried approximately 11,000 bones because i wanted better protection.
now i hold a paper tube because i want more gp.
the investment process has become considerably less normal.
solana:4rkGWJNSUPBcMicXMRAzohEyeJLFG8gUjwiWaz7Pddr3
Christmas Cracker retweeted
Stonk > pump
seriously, the $stonk pump is going to be biblical when the market recovers
the majority of ct’s sentiment has shifted toward stonk over pump
people are sick of the quick flip scam culture
uncs just wanna buy and hodl, and now we can..
while being paid in stocks/crypto
$stonk community > $pump community? (is there even one lmao)
we're back to hodl and dca culture
NEW ERA.
Christmas Cracker retweeted
$GP this month: On-chain GP holder payouts + Grand Exchange launch
• Distributed more than $21.8 million in on-chain payouts to GP holders over the month
• Opened the Grand Exchange marketplace
• Launched RuneScape capital markets on Runelana
17 dev updates this month, up from 10.
$1.4M mcap, solana.
Chart: dexscreener.com/solana/HTmQz…
Details: coinsense.app/token-detail/s…
