@cpsiv

Attorney at lol. Married to @MargoCatholic. Official President of the @MargoCatholic fan club.

Joined March 2013
Splitting infinitives across lines is bad.
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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Peacock is running a Plan B commercial during the Notre Dame game. Wow.
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My wife is calling Purdue “perdunk” every time ND scores on them and I can’t stop chuckling.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
This is why we need commemorations in the Ordinary Form
Is anyone else just slightly disappointed that they chose December 9 as Blessed Sheen's feast day, since it coincides with the feast of St. Juan Diego? Given that both are important in the Americas and many of our parishes have large Hispanic populations, we can't do both.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
The relic of Blessed Fulton Sheen was just presented at the Beatification Ceremony in St. Louis. It is the Archbishop’s jawbone. Fulton Sheen, Pray for us.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
The original reluctance to execute lunatics arose in part from a belief that they couldn't enter heaven until they'd regained enough sanity to repent (at which point the execution could proceed). We've lost the concept of heaven but kept the practice of reprieving loons.
Some thoughts on the insanity defense in light of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial. 1) Until 1823, Britain engaged in a remarkable culling: the justice system simply executed nearly every criminal automatically. Judges were not supposed to have discretion. It was like the “straight to jail” meme, except executed. Murder? Executed. Robbery? Executed. Forgery? Executed. At its peak, England was executing 0.5-1% of men during their lifetimes. To the extent violent behavior is partially hereditary, this unintentional eugenics program probably has a lot to do with why Anglo-descended countries tend to be somewhat less violent than societies that didn’t have centuries of a justice system demanding its people act civilized or else. Not always; Japan’s culture of shame and honor and collective responsibility and drug regulation has been more effective in the 21st century, and Bukele has shown what political willpower to stop crime can achieve. But a tendency towards the top quartile of peacefulness. 2) Judges don’t like having no discretion, and there was probably some jury nullification going on, so legal safety valves were created by the judiciary. Small children were deemed incapable of committing crimes. Judges could issue a temporary stay of execution and ask the Home Secretary to have the monarch issue a commutation to a term of years or penal transportation to Australia. Someone with influential friends could lobby the Home Secretary during the stay. 3) From this general lack of discretion, the insanity defense arose. Judges unilaterally invented the “wild beast test”: a complete gibbering madman no better than an infant or a wild beast couldn’t be convicted and executed; he was not guilty. Not that he wasn’t incapacitated. Judges would still apply civil vagrancy laws to lock up madmen. A wealthy madman was expected to be locked up by his family. England eventually created involuntary asylums to indefinitely hold those insane people who committed violent acts. 4) Over the next centuries, there were three trends that created our current insane insanity defense. First, we stopped executing for everything, eventually executing for nothing. The original purpose of the defense—gosh, it’s mean for the state to behead or burn at the stake a completely dysfunctional man who didn’t know what he was doing or even his own name—disappeared, but the defense stuck around. 5) Second, judges were inclined to nibble at the wild beast test to expand the insanity defense, culminating in the M’Naughten test, where merely being delusional was enough to be declared insane. This was hypothetically pretty strict, but defense attorneys could work with it in individual cases to get jury acquittals. But, again, M’Naughten was spared from the noose, but spent the rest of his life confined in asylums. 6) Third, a mid-to-late twentieth century movement found insane asylums distasteful and just shut them down at the same time that judges decided that involuntary commitments required extensive court hearings and repeated review, with soft-hearted psychiatrists telling courts that medication “cured” an insane person who couldn’t be trusted to take the side-effect-ridden medicine once out of the control of the state. Why it’s more cruel to keep such people in hospitals than as homeless vagrants stealing our safety in public spaces and libraries is beyond me, but. 7) California in the 1970s showed the peak of this sort of thing: Dan White used a “diminished capacity” defense (the so-called “Twinkie defense,” because junk food supposedly made him to depressed to have premeditation to kill Moscone and Milk) to get his murder charges knocked down to manslaughter by a jury—the backlash caused California to abolish the defense in one of the last populist backlashes against progressive policies before Democrats took over the state. And John Hinckley was infamously acquitted in the early 1980s, causing several states to also pare back their insanity defenses. 🧵
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
Some thoughts on the insanity defense in light of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial. 1) Until 1823, Britain engaged in a remarkable culling: the justice system simply executed nearly every criminal automatically. Judges were not supposed to have discretion. It was like the “straight to jail” meme, except executed. Murder? Executed. Robbery? Executed. Forgery? Executed. At its peak, England was executing 0.5-1% of men during their lifetimes. To the extent violent behavior is partially hereditary, this unintentional eugenics program probably has a lot to do with why Anglo-descended countries tend to be somewhat less violent than societies that didn’t have centuries of a justice system demanding its people act civilized or else. Not always; Japan’s culture of shame and honor and collective responsibility and drug regulation has been more effective in the 21st century, and Bukele has shown what political willpower to stop crime can achieve. But a tendency towards the top quartile of peacefulness. 2) Judges don’t like having no discretion, and there was probably some jury nullification going on, so legal safety valves were created by the judiciary. Small children were deemed incapable of committing crimes. Judges could issue a temporary stay of execution and ask the Home Secretary to have the monarch issue a commutation to a term of years or penal transportation to Australia. Someone with influential friends could lobby the Home Secretary during the stay. 3) From this general lack of discretion, the insanity defense arose. Judges unilaterally invented the “wild beast test”: a complete gibbering madman no better than an infant or a wild beast couldn’t be convicted and executed; he was not guilty. Not that he wasn’t incapacitated. Judges would still apply civil vagrancy laws to lock up madmen. A wealthy madman was expected to be locked up by his family. England eventually created involuntary asylums to indefinitely hold those insane people who committed violent acts. 4) Over the next centuries, there were three trends that created our current insane insanity defense. First, we stopped executing for everything, eventually executing for nothing. The original purpose of the defense—gosh, it’s mean for the state to behead or burn at the stake a completely dysfunctional man who didn’t know what he was doing or even his own name—disappeared, but the defense stuck around. 5) Second, judges were inclined to nibble at the wild beast test to expand the insanity defense, culminating in the M’Naughten test, where merely being delusional was enough to be declared insane. This was hypothetically pretty strict, but defense attorneys could work with it in individual cases to get jury acquittals. But, again, M’Naughten was spared from the noose, but spent the rest of his life confined in asylums. 6) Third, a mid-to-late twentieth century movement found insane asylums distasteful and just shut them down at the same time that judges decided that involuntary commitments required extensive court hearings and repeated review, with soft-hearted psychiatrists telling courts that medication “cured” an insane person who couldn’t be trusted to take the side-effect-ridden medicine once out of the control of the state. Why it’s more cruel to keep such people in hospitals than as homeless vagrants stealing our safety in public spaces and libraries is beyond me, but. 7) California in the 1970s showed the peak of this sort of thing: Dan White used a “diminished capacity” defense (the so-called “Twinkie defense,” because junk food supposedly made him to depressed to have premeditation to kill Moscone and Milk) to get his murder charges knocked down to manslaughter by a jury—the backlash caused California to abolish the defense in one of the last populist backlashes against progressive policies before Democrats took over the state. And John Hinckley was infamously acquitted in the early 1980s, causing several states to also pare back their insanity defenses. 🧵
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL." they will say "fine" every single time. a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead: “analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”
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On that day, I woke up to my mom telling me the World Trade Center had been attacked by terrorists and to look at the TV. I started to argue with her: It must just be coverage of the 1992 bombing. As I rounded the corner and the TV came into my field of view, the second plane hit.
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Let’s check in on the random junk Facebook injects in my feed… Ah yes.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
What if water doesn’t exist?
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This was my desktop background for years. Then I met my wife and was no longer lost at sea.
This is the kind of chain letter slop I can get behind
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I should just email a judge sometime.
I emailed Tim Cook last week he replied you can literally just email people
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Hey @grok, which fictional movie character am I?
Hey @grok, which fictional movie character am I?
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Time to file a motion for issuance of a writ de heretico comburendo pursuant to the court’s all writs authority.
One of those doctrinal distinctions that 1L Criminal Law courses often overlook: What exactly is the difference between Witchcraft in the First Degree and Witchcraft in the Second Degree? (From Hale's Pleas of the Crown, 1682). play.google.com/books/reader…
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How do they get away with this? View at a glance on the left, what the label says close up on the right.
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My least trad opinion: Interest that is reasonably calculated to cover the opportunity cost of loaning money/delaying payment rather than investing the money is not usury.
My least read opinions: Everyone is welcome in the church without being perfect first. (Or else I have to defect) Women don’t need to wear burkas or be hidden away to become holy. You can have interests and a personality outside of being Catholic.
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Completely Married Christian retweeted
Hire small law firms
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Thought: If it really had been a matter of life and death to stay 6+ feet away from any priest or deacon, would it have been canonically licit for the father to have baptized the child at home instead of whatever we’re seeing here?
Esta fue la etapa más loca de la pandemia
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In the new episode of my wife’s incredible disappearing wedding ring: She loses it down the bathroom sink drain. I tell her to calm down. It’ll be in the trap. I get a bucket and some tools. I open the trap. It isn’t there. I slowly start to get worried. I reach up the pipe to the sink. Maybe it got hung up on something in the stopper mechanism? Out it falls along with a bunch of gunk.
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