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cal portner

@cportcal

Reigning neighborhood hopscotch champion.

Joined May 2010
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I think it is an injustice that Matt Boldy, with hands to stick handle in a phone booth, lives in an era without phonebooths.
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Why do the MN Wild's AHL call-ups keep falling down? They look like a U10 team from 2010.
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Dear Comcast: Please reconsider your agreement with Bally Sports. I prefer the rebate you provided before MLB. Thank you.
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"It's been a whirlwind! What day is it, Friday now?" @maddie_rooney35 on @PWHL_Minnesota's exciting last few days and the chance to return home and reunite with fans at Xcel Energy Center.
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The awkwardness of the TNT studio crew trying to salvage a positive media report of this game. "It's brown, it's warm, it's necessary, it's healthy, smell is subjective..."
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Maybe we should have traded the 23 players, Billy? Wash, rinse, repeat.
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If the Vikings lose this game I am not sure I can ever forgive myself for cheering for the Packers on TGiving. It would be the one regret I take to my grave.
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For the life of me, I can't understand why the Dewey's don't start every PK?
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Riley Heidt is electric, so much skill #mnwild
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Darn it. Now the Wild players will get all the good tee times. I was hoping this hack had a fighting chance.
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The. State. Of. Hockey. #FrozenFour #CawlidgeHawkey – at Bloomington, MN
Image from Max Veech (@venividiveech)
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Former @UMDMensHockey goalie, Ryan Fanti with what might be THE BEST fight form to ever come out of a tendy! Full on sleeper-build under all those pads!👀 🥊
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Brock Faber will not play a game with the MN wild this year.
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Minnesota Hockey Arenas, Ranked kfan.iheart.com/featured/the… Has he not seen Elk River's new facility?
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Throw it back, Sammy!
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Let's run Mo 35 times vs. a Charter HS from New Mexico in his first game back. I miss Mike Sanford Jr. I loved the movie Happy Feet. Tanner Morgan is an ugly penguin.
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2-2 on the night and Gordon is PH for with the bases juiced. Tomorrow may be the last time I watch this team with the current regime. Only cuz I have great tickets.
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PSA: @Puffs Kleenex with Vicks is an absolute must purchase. You won’t find a better Kleenex on the market. Soft touch, lotion finish, ALL while opening your nasal passages with a shot of Vicks. Available at all local stores. Save 15% using promo code PORTY15
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Our New Year’s resolution was to go outside more. #WinterClassic Via @NHL

Winter Classic Drone Tour

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First @NHL goal in his first NHL game, no big deal. Congrats, Ethan Prow! 🙌
Image from Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres)
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