Reform the ISU

Kao Miura needs to show Shun Sato how to have fun during a program

Gubs’ “flesh-colored” gloves are so dark they’re actually cultural appropriation

I will never understand rusbots claiming that Sasha’s somehow underscored. She has zero toe point, plodding crossovers, and little to no musicality beyond kicking her leg periodically. There are so many skaters with comparable tech ability AND the artistry. She has a ceiling 🤷‍♀️

This is meant to be my fs alt. I will not complain about the rookie 🙃

And when will Disney revive Aida on Broadway?!

SARAH?!

Ezra Sosa getting on his knees to bow to Cynthia he can have a cookie

This isn’t ice dancing. This is “look mom I can do a handstand!” in the hotel pool

This whole free dance is the program equivalent of mar-a-lago face. Gaudy. Trying so hard to be expensive it actually becomes cheap. FG try so hard to be taken seriously and they don’t even realize they’re the joke

Whoever created this music cut deserves prison

I was just about to compliment L/B’s program and then they showed Romain 🤢

Guys I don’t get the grabbing each others’ head thing… are they the players or the pieces?

Can we please introduce a cruise ship circuit for half of these ice dance teams where they don’t have to skate in hold and footwork is optional I’m tired of this grandpa

Bracing myself for some bullshit when it comes to fg

Officially adding Wolftsar to my client list ✅ This is the first time I feel like we’ve seen a truly original black swan with unique music cuts and interpretation. Brava!

Katerina’s styling I’m obsessed 😍