@cpartridgecom

Comedian, Sonic Clown, Vocal Looping, Surrealism and Smut. Dirty Smut. (he/they)

 London, England
charliepartridgecomedy.co.uk
Joined March 2018
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Was filming some stuff today when the Openreach engineer dropped round to fix the internet. Neither of us acknowledged my outfit. 🎄
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My Comedy Store set at Cray Cray Cabaret - youtube.com/watch?v=ax8gw8nC…
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I am so chuffed & excited to be performing at @comedystoreuk for the first time ever in this #HugeCareerGoalsMoment for me AND I’ll get to perform with @bechillcomedian in our super cool super fun double act that we’ve been creating! God I love comedy ❤️ london.thecomedystore.co.uk/…
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Is Rishi short for anything? He is short for everything.
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‘Boris withdraws’. There’s a first.
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Surprising last word on my 5yo reading homework
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Bugger Balmoral
I just finished something that doesn’t have to be done until Tuesday. I don’t know who I am anymore?!
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I found my passport, but not before I looked in the bread bin 3 times.
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Jubilee in a thing called love?
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My girlfriend is furious because she cannot believe that I genuinely prefer the Pet Shop Boys version of You Were Always On My Mind to Elvis drone fest.
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Appear to have made Lemon Jizzle by mistake.
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Nduja really like it? Is it, is it sausage?
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Have we reached peak Nduja?
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Gochujang hot on its heels.
Would recommend.
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An affectionate tribute, but to who?
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Not into hearing about Johnson’s probe tbh.🤢
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I had stuff to do, but I made this song instead.
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Heavy pencil ✏️ #selftape
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My 4yo keeps saying she likes ‘daddy’s home made hash brownies’. She means my hash browns.
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