⠀⠀⠀᭥ griff / sam ⌗ any prns idc —⠀⠀ selfshipper ⌗ married to evil maya⠀⁔⠀profic 🪦🕊️ ⠀⠀—⠀⠀‶ i hope this hurts ‶ — @santvientos ⟢

MDNF || prison farm📍
Joined May 2023
please read my bio/strawpage before following me. i do not care about proship/profic discourse, but i identify with the label because i genuinely couldn’t care any less about what others like in their fiction. i’ve gained a small handful of followers recently and some seem to—
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just thought of nikolai saying he needs to lose weight and i genuinely started to feel a little panicked
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╱ ╱ sergeant!simon vs lieutenant!simon … COMBUSTS
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evil griff ⌗ matt hagen’s clildo ⟡ retweeted
Diversity win the homewrecking goop monster is bisexual and has Something going on with his gender but he doesn’t have time to unpack all that
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that picture of Dunn is like a facebook marketseller accidentally attaching their naked selfie in a listing
Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 4
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evil griff ⌗ matt hagen’s clildo ⟡ retweeted
i wonder how matthagenfan77 is doing
Mia Torrez, wife of business mogul Markos Szabo, has accused actor Matt Hagen of sexually assaulting her.
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THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL HELLO????
i'll keep updating as i keep making more stills, and big thanks to @zweigisms for the inspiration! Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Mysterious Disappearance of Matt Hagen
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the scruff oufhh fuuckkkkkk
Oscar Nominee Matt Hagen stuns in newly shared photo.
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evil griff ⌗ matt hagen’s clildo ⟡ retweeted
It’s not discussed enough how dcu Clark Kent is really into roleplay 😭
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Current state of clyde perry
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anyone who puts ketchup on spaghetti needs to die i’m so serious
white people when you refuse to put ketchup on their spaghetti
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someone check on matthagenfan77 im so serious
Oscar nominated actor, Matt Hagen, has been hospitalised.
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pitcher kitty close up <33 SOOO CUTE!!
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franco barbi if he did meth instead of cocaine
I’m sorry, but I don’t blame Tamara WHATSOEVER. 😍😍😍 #hunk
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whiny movie star matt hagen who gets all big-headed in the wake of his newfound semi-powerful position entering stardom so he uses his evil yt boy powers to ask his pa to perform increasingly humiliating tasks for the sole purpose of his entertainment 🤤🤤🤤
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he used to get bullied and called names for being too pretty. the kids always called him "pretty face"
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i just put a pizza (my cock) in the oven (your ass)
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evil griff ⌗ matt hagen’s clildo ⟡ retweeted
this picture good lord
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