HAWAII BILLED HOMELESSNESS MONEY FOR SEX TOYS. I'm not kidding. Hawaii's state auditor just dropped a bomb on Democrat Gov. Josh Green's signature kauhale tiny-home program. More than $13.7 million in unauthorized, unsupported, or questionable payments went to a no-bid contractor called HomeAid Hawaiʻi. Green's people used emergency proclamations to ditch normal procurement rules, then rubber-stamped every reimbursement the auditors looked at. That nonprofit exploded from one employee and about $235,000 in revenue to nearly $143 million in two years, almost all from the state. Projects got built with fewer homes than the contracts promised, and taxpayers still paid nearly the full amount. They expensed conferences, first-class flights, alcohol, marketing T-shirts, and about $80,000 for a Maui ocean-view condo. The punchline? A Las Vegas hotel billed "intimacy kits." The audit says those kits included condoms, lubricant, vibrators, restraints, an eye mask, and a feather tickler. On the homelessness tab. Green says the villages are "working" and they're clawing back a few hundred thousand. That is not accountability. That is damage control after the auditor caught them treating your money like a party fund. If this is how Democrats run an "emergency," America needs a lot fewer emergencies. civilbeat.org/2026/10/state-…