Eco-liberal EU-expat (now in US PNW). Coder (Java), OSS author (Jackson, Woodstox, ClassMate, java-uuid-generator), collaborator, mentor. Gainfully employed.

Seattle, US
Joined May 2009
Who the hell decided to call them "Containers" and not "Code Cubicles"?!
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The race is bitterly divided on the issue of a transcontinental railroad.
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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Thought this album had a really cool ambient noise outro but turns out it ended and i've been listening to construction outside my window for 10 minutes
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I recently used Claude as a therapist, and I was delighted to find that it validated my view of the world and confirmed my suspicion the other person was completely at fault. Strongly recommend, 10/10. Human therapists are cooked.
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I am not rage quitting Open Source reviews, but I am changing: andrew.nerdnetworks.org/blog…
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所谓优雅的数学结构,本质上是人类为了迁就自己那点可怜的脑容量,被迫发明出来的拐杖。 一个顶尖人类数学家的工作内存,撑死也就同时追踪五六个变量的交互。 当你在算一个偏微分方程或者组合不等式时,一旦展开到三阶以上,几十个交叉项涌出来,人脑就直接宕机了。 所以人类数学家极其厌恶展开高阶项,一旦看到高阶项发散,人类的本能反应是此路不通,赶紧退回来找对称性、找不变量、搞同调代数或者几何直观,试图不展开式子就把问题绕过去。 但 AI 没有这个生理缺陷。 对于上万个并发的 Agent 来说,同时追踪一万个五阶交叉项的系数变化,跟我们算 1+1 一样轻松。 在它的视野里,根本不需要什么几何直观,它直接站在高维的代数展开式里往下看,人类觉得像乱麻一样的百项高阶余项,在它眼里就是一张明明白白的线性方程组。 既然把式子硬展开到第七阶,再凑几个待定系数就能让所有讨厌的发散项精准归零,它为什么要费劲去帮你发明一个人类能看懂的新概念? 这 700 个结果背后最无奈的黑色幽默:我们终于拿到了上帝账本里的答案,却发现上帝算账根本不用微积分,他老人家是直接拿计算器硬按出来的。
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Next year, I will assign one of my jira tickets to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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I always considered myself a well-rounded person. Then I got a PhD and became an expert on a topic that only 7 people understand. Four of them think I’m an idiot.
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There’s a kind of polite fiction at the heart of the software industry.
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Having a train that takes you directly to the airport is genuinely one of the top 10 things a city can offer. No expensive taxis, no sitting in traffic, no begging someone to drop you off. Just get on the train and arrive at the airport. Every major city should have this.
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Every single person you meet in your daily life is fighting a hidden battle that you know nothing about Send them a Zoom meeting link for an 8 AM call on Monday morning to finish them off
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I cannot emphasize this enough. If there is a toilet in your dream, DO NOT use it.
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“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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I like when people ask "Is it possible you made a mistake?" It's not only possible it's highly likely, brother
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Either the AI bubble will pop, which will create a Great Depression-level market crash. Or the AI valuations will be justified, which only works if AI replaces a huge number of workers and we get massive unemployment. Either way, we are headed towards a monumental crisis.
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