goblin mode

Dang tik tok gen hardcore kids really don’t like having any fun huh

Gotta piss smh

The masculine urge to order mcdons in the wee hours of the night

Man I really gotta stop accidentally dropping guns

How come no one ever told me rhcp kicks fat fuckin ass cheeks

Who in their right mind made pepperonis taste so fuckin good

Would it kill you mfs to drink more than the fuckin bare minimum amount of water to keep your ass alive before you come get a tatt

If you don’t like 50 cent fuck you pussy 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Was tryna get a burrito at the Mexican joint next to the shop and some 400 pound mf asked me “you tryna get full” 😟

Y’all nasty ass dr pimple popper watchin mfs are sick in the head. Two minutes into that shit and I almost yacked

Gimme the loot is the best rap song song ever written suck my nuts

I can tell we as a society are more cucked out due to the amount of anime wrapped Kia’s I see and the lack of 12 foot tall F250s

If you don’t like takis I fucking hate you

SHUT THE FUCK UP IM LISTENING TO E TOWN

The replacements might be the best band to ever exist fuck you

The amount of foos who hit me up for Crass tattoos is strange and hilarious

How the fuck did this Uber driver know to put on stone temple pilots as soon as I got in the whip

I hate to be the mf to say it but cmon y’all really need numbing cream for a less than palm size tatt on your arm

Just tryna eat a pizza n these mfs at pieology really playin the postal service 🤨🤨

Kinda crazy how I’ve never seen a car with Nevada plates drive good in my fucking entire life