Bruh 😭
Unfortunate greetings to you egbon eleke shigidi, olopolo lilo alagomeji @seyilaw1
Let's start with some current affairs.
Peter Obi is barely a decade older than you and before he became Governor 19 years ago, in 2006 - he was chairman of 11 companies home and abroad.
He sat on the board of 3 top commercial banks, was chairman of one - before he became Governor.
You on the other hand, started your career in that same year - 19 years after, only two highlights:
- nkro nko nko, nkro nko nko, nkrokodile
- Macaroni featuring you in a skit.
You sit there malformed facially, aesthetically and mentally - two wristwatches burdened with the misfortune of tracking how many brain cells you rot out in decay whenever you open your mouth.
"Peter Obi will never get my support" from this sagging proglotide is the funniest comedy line you've ever uttered.
In your household, you cannot even win "father of the year" - of what political relevance are you?
We're asking horned animals to step forward, the snail is waving it's tentacles.
Without the presidency, Obi's legacy will always be littered across the 36 states of the country - but you need this decaying system to remain because it means job security for you.
- a failed comedy career,
- too old to learn tech,
- and too stupid to start dropshipping from China.
So, whatever keeps the hope of the S.A job is necessary.
Oh and by the way, even though there's nothing funny about you - Happy 20 years anniversary on stage.
You know what, scratch that - the only thing funny about you is that a woman married you.
Women will always be women, they'll marry anything.
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