Feeling sad today. It’s been a year since Bela passed and she was just the best cat.

Every time the announcers say Kevin Gausman pitched in last year’s World Series I take a shot. Partly because it’s a fun game but mostly because it helps me forget that Kevin Gausman pitched in last year’s World Series.

They need to put an open binder on his desk so that when he falls asleep they can attempt to pass it off as him reading but we all know he won’t read anything longer than a single page.

He never comes close to actually answering any question.

Thank you George. 4ever.

That was a fun Lord of the Rings rewatch as always. I cried 6 times.

I love it when in the Lord of the Rings movies there’s a shot that reminds you just how small hobbits actually are.

Sam’s speech at the end of The Two Towers has never hit harder.

Treebeard to Merry and Pippen at the Entmoot T: We have decided… T: T: M: Yes? T: We have decided we’re ordering Chinese food. M: P: T: Did you want to get in on this?

One of my favourite things about the Lord of the Rings movies is how they work the chapter titles into the dialogue.

Is it just me or have the ads on this app been for really cool products lately?

Will you be celebrating Frodo and Bilbo’s birthday on Tuesday? That’s usually when I do my annual re-watch.

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill Rush 1981

He doesn’t even pay the people he is contractually obligated to pay.

Fittingly if you call it Lake America, the acronym to remember it will be SHAME.

All you people complaining about what V-Max ended up being would’ve hated that Rosebud was his sled.

Still can’t believe they played this. #FooFighters

The only good thing about when a pet dies is that you get to get a new pet.