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terrorising ontario
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have u ever been dt & a bumblebee lands on u & chills for a mile despite a full battalion marching by & it maybe is ur soulmate so it refuses to move & eventually u have to just put it in a tree with a tictac u licked bc that’s all the sugar/water u have? common predicament…
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wish to reaffirm my commitment to being Paul Simon’s no1 25-year old scottish stan
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I have long thought that whoever came up with the idea for the Blue Monday mashup in this deserves a knighthood
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mmmm yes to be 10 and have your big Saturday eve bath- jammies on, hair in towel, ready to sit down for an unparalleled night of telly
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had a chat recently with some boys who did not agree w/ me that being hot is not about looks… and it is they i pity!! Imagine being unable to parse charisma this strong. truly a harrowing way to walk thru life ! give it up and realise everyone’s got something a little saucy x
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Canada is just five big banks, two grocery chains, and three telecom giants in a puffer down jacket.
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BREAKING — In response to the ascension of King Charles III to the throne, the Canadian government has announced that they will replace the monarch on their currency with Carly Rae Jepsen.
