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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Wine enthusiast | 4 handicap | Avid Jordan Spieth enjoyer | W.A.N
Joined March 2026
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Apr 11
euro step
#and1
#fuckrorymcilroy
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
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Aug 31
Not balding but worried about it. Not gonna let him get one in before halftime now
#hitfirsthithard
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Aug 24
This is my second baseman. There are many like it but this one is mine
#goodguy
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Aug 17
I had sex with a girl the other night and she smelt like b-o. Safe to say that was the last time I’m doing that
#seeyoulaterstinky
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Aug 1
Liberals don’t want you to know that Charlie Kirk is alive and shooting 12 under going into Sunday
#magacock
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Jul 29
Buying stock in this one
#cootermogger
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Jul 19
This dude swings like captain underpants and he just won a major
#fuck
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Jul 15
Mike trouts wife looks exactly how you think a white baller’s wife would look
#herocks
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Cosmo “assman” Kramer
@cosmoasmn
Jun 28
Keep the wallet cold always
#idontknowwhattohashtagthisas
#cbtm
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