@corywebb

Software engineer, writer, speaker, husband, father of three, pressing on daily.

 Waco, TX
corywebb.com
Joined September 2008
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It’s 2:50 and… the game hasn’t started yet because of missing pylons. #hookem #redriverrivalry
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COMPLETED THE COMEBACK 😤
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Three Year Letterman
@3YearLettermanSep 13
I will leave the country if Texas comes back and wins
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HeisManning #hookem 🤘
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Spoke too soon. Hook ‘em! 🤘
Dave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteSep 13
The SEC 😂😂
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Pop Base
@PopBaseMar 21
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Barstool Vandy@BarstoolVandy1 Nov 2025
#he never got to play Texas. Today is for you
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Yeah man, if only. 🤘
Johnny OU
@OUFball2188 Oct 2025
Man I wish Oklahoma had a ranked opponent this weekend.
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This was great customer service. Thanks @Uber @Uber_Support
Uber Support
@Uber_Support10 Oct 2025
Replying to @corywebb
Thank you for reaching out to us. For us to be able to assist you further, could you please DM us the email address and phone number linked to your account along with the trip details? Looking forward to your response.
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.@Uber when someone orders an UberXL from the airport, you should assume it’s for 6 people with luggage. Just waited 15 minutes to have the guy tell us our luggage wouldn’t fit, so now we’re waiting another 15 minutes for an UberXXL and had to pay a fee. Horrible experience.
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And this was after the first driver canceled on us about halfway here. So even more waiting.
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End of an era. Legend status, in my opinion. I always hated when UT played OSU because it always felt like we could lose. Also, he’s a man. He’s 40.
OSU Cowboy Football
@CowboyFB23 Sep 2025
Oklahoma State, Gundy part ways okla.st/4pJVoOL
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I think Wordle is running out of 5-letter words. Really reaching these days with their word choices.
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We’re looking for a Brand Designer @Wander to join our internal creative agency and create beautiful brand assets. You’ll partner with me and our Creative Director on building an iconic travel brand. DMs are open :)
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You ever second guess your method of eating chili dogs after listening to Jack & Diane?
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Daughter: what is this crumbled feta cheese? Me: pretty sure it’s feta cheese that’s crumbled. You can use it to build a statue of a genie and name him Alfredo. D: what? Why? M: so you can show people and say “this is my feta genie Alfredo.”
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Russell
@theramblingfool10 Jan 2025
Every man's worse nightmare came true for me today. For years I've accumulated all the cables I've ever had into a drawer-- you know the drawer. After years of collecting dust, I finally convinced myself I could throw away my VGA cables. A few months later, I need a VGA cable.
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Ohio State realizing early the refs won’t call holding. Texas needs to do the same.
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I placed an order with @Tenikle on 12/14, plenty of time (so I thought) for it to get here by Christmas. It still hasn’t even been shipped, now almost 3 weeks later. Poor communication, terrible service, and still no products to show for it. Maybe I’m too patient for my own good.
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It still hasn’t shipped. I’m sympathetic to a higher than normal volume of orders, but you should hire enough people to deal with it. Don’t put out a big marketing campaign without the resources to handle the influx of orders.
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Just requested a full refund and that they cancel my order. My patience has run out.
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