@coryphare

Artifice shell untelligence. Yooper. Dudeist 🎳 Words = mine (esp. good ones, like 'tintinnabulation').

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Joined July 2009
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doki doki panic! at the disco
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btw the science folder is green. always has been. always will be.
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Emo Philips
@EmoPhilipsOct 21
those are not my best hours
Elara Raven_PNG@Elara_RavenOct 21
how attractive are you from 1-10
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maha@mahaaaayOct 21
how the fuck is it only wednesday i feel like i have been put through a paper shredder
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First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!
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For a technology called *Single* Sign On, I sure find myself signing in a lot
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2026 is 80% complete.
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Detroit vs. Everybody
Tom Hur
@KoreaPistonsFanOct 19
Update - I declined the offer. I just can't wear other teams' gear lol
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zeta
@zeta_globinOct 19
they told us in math class in the early 2000s that we wouldn’t have a calculator with us always and 20 years later my friends argue whether or not my pocket phone contains a conscious machine god
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You ever leave a social situation like hmmm not my best work
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TWC woke up today and chose violence
The Weather Channel
@weatherchannelOct 19
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Finally wrapping up a 12 call day. Now I can... finally get some work done. Pre-pandemic, I'd have 12 calls *weeks* on a busy week. The pace of everything is just ridiculous now 😵‍💫
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Associate Deans@ass_deansOct 16
All faculty advertisements must include the line “A proven ability and willingness to be micromanaged is especially preferred in successful candidates.”
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Cory Phare@coryphareOct 7
*Bugs Bunny voice*
Elizabeth Holmes
@ElizabethHolmesOct 6
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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Lacoste-intolerant (allergic to tiny embroidered alligators)
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 15
“Listen to your body.” My body: Delete Microsoft Teams. Delete Outlook. Lie down for 8–10 hours. Touch grass. Roll around in the grass. Eat some grass. You’re a cow now
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Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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You see, the Monster Mash is both the name of the song and the dance they did, insinuating either a coincidental dance-song parallel occurrence, or a preexisting awareness of said-song BEFORE IT WAS WRITTEN in some type of multidimensional recursion. In this essay I will-
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this is some Stranger Things-ass stuff
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