@corybee

She/her. Overeducated. Two time Jeopardy! champion. Bassoonist. Lily-livered bleeding-heart liberal egghead communist. Black Lives Matter.

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They had chocolate polvorones for us at intermission last night and they were sooooo good I can’t stop thinking about them
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I miss living in London but £16 is like a months worth of cdmx metro fares for me now lol
Lexie@notlexiemariexOct 7
London is such a joke bc what do you MEAN I travelled within zone one TWICE in one day (a collective 8 stops across both trips) and got charged SIXTEEN GREAT BRITISH POUNDS ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH TFL COUNT YOUR DAYS
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It should be illegal for ads to force open anything! TikTok is pissing me off so much launching my browser every other video
pari ᢉ𐭩@comfypariSep 5
it should be illegal for a webpage to force-open the app store too. let me use ur damn website i don’t wanna download ur fuckass app 😭
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Also, and this is a very boomer take, I think medical offices shouldn’t even be billing us at all. I went to the ER last year and got five different bills afterwards, how am I supposed to know they’re not a scam? Insurance should bill us for whatever they’re not covering
Kelley K
@KelleyKgaAug 30
Companies that only send bills via texts don't deserve to get paid. Medical offices seem to be the worst offenders. You want to get paid? Send me a real statement. Don't text me some weird URL and expect me to enter my credit card number.
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This shit makes me so sad. My girl cat is the sweetest most perfect love bug ever
miss twin peaks@aquelaborguiAug 23
nem fudendo. gatos machos são amorosos e bonzinhos e as fêmeas são insuportavelmente chatas
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I so can’t relate to this because summer ending is the best, August means it’s basically fall
maria@marialavandeAug 5
does anyone else feel this dread for the end of summer as soon as august begins? like an anticipatory melancholy? even though it’s still warm and sunny outside I feel like I can’t enjoy it
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The comments are psychotic (so is the original premise), morning people are insufferable
Keeks 🦋
@DietCoke_EsqJul 25
This is my most unpopular/un-woke opinion as a kind and inclusive person. At some point, you have to grow up and get over not being “a morning person.” I don’t really care that you’re sleepy, and not ready for the day. The world runs on morning people so even if you don’t agree, you still have to spend 5 out of 7 days per week larping as a morning person if you want to be included in meaningful societal activities
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11 women in the orchestra at my gig this week. Depressing
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Wow who could have ever predicted that a walking red flag with a nazi tattoo might have damaging allegations
Ryan Grim
@ryangrimJul 6
The Platner campaign canceled events over the weekend, and has since canceled more, as word swirls among consultants, super PACs, and lawmakers that a very damaging allegation is coming as early as this afternoon
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It’s not like they moved the stadium, other teams could have planned for training at altitude
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanJul 3
Kinda insane that one country is allowed to have this kind of clear competitive advantage.
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There are some fucking psychos around here jfc
Jeanna Hoch
@JeannaHochJun 30
Replying to @MZHemingway
No, it isn't. Death penalty for any foreign woman who gives birth in America. Full moratorium on female foreign travelers and visa for 50 years. We have options. We just have to use them.
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It’s crazy to me that people in this situation think that the ac narrative is about them
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My life explained in one tweet
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@GabbrielxznJun 23
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that ADHD brains experience REM sleep disruption at higher rates than neurotypical brains. The dreaming phase runs longer. The deep restorative phase runs shorter. The 8 hours you spent in bed delivered closer to 5 hours of real sleep.
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I love this city, I was out running errands on foot and it was looking like it was going to rain, so I walked one block and grabbed a bike and made it home before the rain started 😎
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If @facebook is serious about putting ads into videos every two minutes I’m never watching a video on there ever again
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So what? It’s all delicious and it’s truly a testament to how creative people are
David Scott Harris
@HVNYrefugeeJun 17
It feels like Mexican food, especially in the US, is just 4 or 5 ingredients that are shifted around. "No señor, this dish es muy special, in this one, we FRY the tortilla and then put the meat and cheese on top, for that one, we bake the tortilla with the meat inside."
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Look I actually love British food but this is an insane take. Nothing beats Mexican food, you can have the best meals of your life on any street corner anywhere in Mexico
Jay Cartwright 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰𐀏
@JyCrtwrghtNatJun 14
British food beats Mexican "food" by a country mile. Mexican slop is literally tortillas covered in sick with a few beans
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Oye @Temu_Mexico hay recepción 24 horas en mi edificio y el repartidor está diciendo que no podía entregar mi paquete por los 3 últimos días porque “el cliente no disponible.” Esto no es posible. Siempre hay alguien que pueda recibir entregas. Además, nunca me han comunicado!!
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I was actually looking for a dog on the Facebook adoption page in my city, but someone posted about her— her owner had died and the family just threw her out on the street, and she showed up during a rainstorm at this lady’s door begging for food. The lady took her in but 1/
โบนัสเป็นแม่แมว
@BonusiieMay 17
อะไรเป็นเหตุผลให้รับแมวตัวนี้มาเลี้ยง
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Already had two cats, so she was looking for a home. As soon as I read that I started crying and messaged the lady and she brought her to me that evening and now she’s home forever
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