CANUCKS/RIDERS/NUFC/ Canadian. Tattoos. Potty Mouth. Gym Rat. Soccer Ref. Registered Massage Therapist. IG - @corribananas

Small Town Alberta
Joined October 2010
I don't care what anyone says, you can totally see Brad Marchand's washboard abs in this pic.
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So, what's the new ice cream flavour gonna be? #Canucks
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Yo @Ludacris did that bitch ever get out of your way? The people need to know
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How would Captain Hook feel about smart watches?
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The massive LIV exodus begins with Garcia and Rahm. Fun while it lasted!
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Ovechkin will play in Russia next season, right?
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Blood on the chin and a puck in the fucking net! Atta boy Petey! #Canucks
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I will always hate the Podz trade #Canucks
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Oh hello October, now the spider webs in my house are considered festive, not negligent house cleaning.
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Henrik Lundqvist is the hottest man in hockey.
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I love fast food breakfast sammies
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Bryzgalov was right to be scared of bear in woods. RIP.
Pittsburgh Penguins forward Andrei Kuzmenko's father, Alexander Kuzmenko, was killed in a bear attack during a fishing trip on Wednesday in Russia, the team confirmed. nyti.ms/4cYQ5X0
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Theresmotherfuckinghockeyforrealtonight!!!!!!!!!
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Hey internet, how's my swing? Not sure what happens at the end of my backswing 馃槀 trying to be @LisaLongball over here
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Damn Foosball went too long but I can't be mad at Snoop! #BB28
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D-Petey was my favorite player tonight #Canucks
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Today I cleaned my bathtub with a mop because my back was sore. Worked awesome. Am i a genius?
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Filip, it's time.
Forward Filip Chytil will not return to tonight's game.
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1 Canucks game down, 87 to go
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Theo James would be a great 007
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