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Hongjoong: Whenever I鈥檓 around Seonghwa, my heart rate increases, my breath shortens and my temperature skyrockets.
Hongjoong: I think I鈥檓 allergic to him.
Hongjoong: I hate you!
Seonghwa (in his head): Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
Hongjoong: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Seonghwa: Wh-
Hongjoong: YOU鈥橰E ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Seonghwa: Why are you screaming??
Hongjoong: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE WAY!
Seonghwa:
Hongjoong: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Seonghwa: Love is weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake.
Yeosang: You're literally making a valentines day card for Hongjoong right now.
Seonghwa, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice, Yeosang.
Hongjoong: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you.
Seonghwa: Doesn't matter. You鈥檙e stuck with me and with this ring on my finger, there are no takebacks.
Seonghwa: I've been feeling we're not as close anymore, so I've got us some friendship bracelets
Hongjoong: Aw, you shouldn't hav-
Seonghwa, handcuffing himself to Hongjoong: There we go
Yunho: *walking towards Seongjoong* How鈥檚 kpop's favourite coupleeee!
Hongjoong: Ugh for the last time, we鈥檙e not dating!
Seonghwa: Not with that attitude we鈥檙e not...
Seonghwa: You fell for me just admit it
Hongjoong: You literally tripped me
Seonghwa: I don't know what you are talking about.
Hongjoong: Well, it鈥檚 time to move on to plan 2.
Seonghwa: Plan B, you mean?
Hongjoong: That would insinuate I have only twenty-six plans.
Seonghwa: This is such a bad idea.
Hongjoong: Then why are you coming along?
Seonghwa: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
Hongjoong, on the floor: My hand...it鈥檚 cold and lonely...so sad and miserable
Seonghwa: I literally just let go to get a blanket so we can cuddle
Hongjoong, sits up on the couch: Oh okay, hurry up then
Yeosang: Hey, Seonghwa? Can I get some dating advice?
Seonghwa: Just because I'm with Hongjoong doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Seonghwa: Hongjoong and I slept together
Yeosang: And?
Seonghwa: I thought you鈥檇 be surprised
Yeosang: Oh, sorry
Yeosang, in a shocked voice: AND???
Seonghwa: Yunho, I need your help
Yunho: With what?
Seonghwa: I kinda confessed to Hongjoong last night and now he's locked himself in his studio
Yunho: Oh don鈥檛 worry about it. Give it a week
Seonghwa: Until what?
Yunho: He confesses with a new song
Seonghwa: Can I get your number? I wanna take you out sometime
Hongjoong: What if I told you we were just on a date earlier but you got so drunk I took you home?
Seonghwa: Who鈥檚 home?
Hongjoong: Our home
Seonghwa: ... we live together?
Hongjoong: We鈥檙e married