
shay . 26 😼 TX @narcophilia on tiktok and insta… ART and tomfoolery…
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mom died on my birthday. a couple years later in the car with dad, the radio says there was a new p!atd album coming out on HIS birthday. he says 'worst thing to happen to anyone on their birthday' and then immediately turns to me with the most horrified face yelling IM SO SORRY
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this is surreal. i’ve never seen this shape be this color in my life and i never thought i would
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I hate getting my blood drawn ughh if only there was someone who would invent a device that requires only one drop of blood to run any test
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I unfortunately am noticing a lot of the childless people my age are still expecting an adultier adult to organize holidays for them and it’s like, no? We are the adults. Even if you don’t have kids, if you want to have fun, you have to make it.
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Adolf hitler and Shakespeare worked together to make this hypothetical what the fuck
It's crazy that EDtwt is PRO-disorder. It's like if Alcoholics Anonymous was for anonymously talking about how awesome alcohol is.
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tw, but i feel like lunolita is the only manga i've seen that gets into the trauma of both characters where a boy "saved" a girl
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so many people are like "the line weight is better" girl it is absolutely not??
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i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
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It must feel so liberating after a lifetime of what I can only imagine was immense pressure to maintain beauty to now have a personal brand almost entirely based around being as creatively grotesque as possible
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God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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it’s all that evil coming out
Paul Bettany says he blew out 10 blood vessels in his eye when filming ‘VISIONQUEST’ so they had to hide it with CGI.
“I was wildly overacting.”
(Source: @JimmyKimmelLive)



















































