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cornbread

@cornbread_yes

oy vey

Joined January 2019
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Why are there no dessert soups
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Fuck this entire nyc in n out situation completely. Who gives a shit? People find Arby’s sandwiches in the street all the time and just eat em without hosting a fucking press conference. Enjoy Arby’s
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bad aunt becky
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I try quit job today and fail.
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Fuck it. We're getting a cactus.
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EW DAVID! I’m OBSESSED with @SchittsCreek‼️📺💕 David might just be my favorite character 🤣 What shows have you all been loving lately? xoP
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I'll never be as famous as pizza
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me: wtf how am I already at 20% my five year old 6S with nine cracks in the screen: *coughing up glass* please just let me die
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now THIS is the kind of content I like to see
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but it’s a dry cold
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[on deathbed] "Tell my Wif... *cough*" Yes? Tell her what? "Tell my Wifi provider their broadband speeds were moderate at best" [dies]
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Me to my wife: "Wanna watch Svu?" My wife: "Sure but can we skip the int- Me:
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