Spurs. Can now be found trying to run an ethical pig farm in deepest rural France.

Rempnat, France
Joined January 2020
I want this played at my Funeral, by the way. music.apple.com/fr/album/lar…
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Etihad threatening to sue. UAE reportedly intimating that UK investment could be pulled. A Prime Minister couching any criticisism. If this sorry saga doesn't convince you that state ownership of football clubs should never be allowed, nothing ever will.
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Some of my fave pods last season: “This Spurs team has no technical players, just runners and you need technical players in the PL” Some of my fave pods this season: “This Spurs team has too many technical players. You need runners and physical players in the Premier League”.
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The funniest tactico video I’ve seen today was about Tel and how he used to play for the French U15s. Yeah, of course you were watching Tel when he was 14 mate. Fucking hilarious.
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Matterface going on like Liverpool have swapped their entire team out for the Under 9s against a settled, unchanged Tottenham.
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Get savio off, put Kudus out on the right and get Madders on
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25 years…seems like yesterday I was sat in British Telecom’s Margate Exchange doing my normal 155 international operator work when suddenly we got swamped with calls asking us for help connecting to New York.
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Nothing would connect; normal lines and even the routes to the NY operators were drawing a blank. I remember thinking that was quite strange but had no idea why. My shift finished at 2pm and as I left I saw the breaking news on the TV in the smoking room. Unreal.
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Regardless of VAR saving us, Tottenhams ability to absolutely gift the opposition a goal has been unmatched these last few seasons. It’s incredible and not at all in a good way.
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Varsical decision. Spurs absolutely getting away with one there.
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Spurs wingers that half.
🤖 Made with AI
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Bought a drone to do some farm shots. Turns out I live right in the middle of a red no fly zone. How very Spurs of me.
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Funny how the transfer window is a now a disaster because we’ve signed Tosin who is apparently shit. The same Tosin that caused a meltdown a few seasons ago because he was a Spurs target all summer and didn’t sign because the club didn’t “just pay what was needed”
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I reckon there will be some interesting revisionism on here when the “not good enough” Gakpo signs for City.
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I couldn’t Tel who is going to be todays and possibly this season’s Twitter scapegoat.
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I don’t know what had more of an impact on Bentancur; his ACL injury or Thomas Frank. It’s nice to see him playing like he was before both. He’s a superb player when he’s able to be.
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“Maaaaaadison is to blaaaaame”
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The only positive from that game is that there are still 37 cup finals to play to avoid relegation.
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I’ve gotta feeling that the highlight for me in this game is gonna be hearing “OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT AAAAAAAAH” for what seems like the first time since childhood.
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Another season, another gift wrapped goal for the opposition because of completely avoidable errors.
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