@corbynjokes

What do you call a massive sellout pandering to the MSM? The Little Red Book Of Corbyn Jokes amazon.co.uk/Little-Red-Book…

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Yo mama so dumb she went to a Toby Young school.

Why doesn't Toby Young drink herbal tea? Because he inherited millions worth of proper tea.

Get back in your box, you obsolete omnitwat. xitter.cf/toadmeister/status/869…

Please stop stealing our material. xitter.cf/jeremycorbyn/status/84…

I'm not saying my mother-in-law hates me, even though I'm on tape saying exactly that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To join the protest.

What's red and didn't seem interested in staying in Europe? #afc

Yo mama so old she remembers the last time Copeland had a Tory MP.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting Burgon The interrup... VERY REAL CONCERNS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of the Blairites

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It felt threatened by UKIP

How many of the Labour leadership does it take to change a lightbulb? It's the will of the people that the lightbulb stays as it is.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop contradicting myself Is that right? No.

Knock knock Who's there? Europe You can't come in.

My New Year's resolution is to give up on infighting and namecalling, unlike those bastards in the Fabians.

What's red and sits in the corner? Owen Jones at a Momentum meeting.

How long does it take to eat a tyre? A month to eat the tyre, another 15 months for Owen Jones to realise what eating a tyre does to you.

A Trotskyite, a Stalinist and a Maoist walked into a bar. It was for the Momentum Christmas party.