Teacher in math class: Class tonight you have two sheets of homework The Angry Homework Critic: I’m gonna need some help getting though this review *pulls out comically large Jägermeister* Teacher: Just for that you get 3 pages critic! Critic: Ass!

I really like the concept of saving the day

I was on DoorDash and nearly burst out laughing

The usual gang: “Doh, where is coolwall! He hasn’t been seen since he got that new ultra gaming computer 9000!” Me after getting sucked into the computer (having cool internet adventures) using a mouse cursor as a surfboard on data waves: “Haha, look at me, I’m surfing the web!”

Have y’all heard of that new game…I think it’s called…Hacky Sack Adventures?

Fuck it, it’s breakfast burger hours. Tell or show me about whatever is satisfying your hunger this morning.

Skid mark on the Papyrus undies. Call that a Pap smear. #undertaleday

I wish men’s restrooms that only have one stall a very BAD morning.

Thinking about Just Frank and smiling 🙂 #memehighschool

Had a dream GZ Storm made a new Phucker game. It was a VR horror game with innovative controls, mind boggling graphics and seamless immersion. “Such innovation” I thought. It ended with a near death experience for Ryukaze and Hiroshi. “That was fucking cool” I thought. #Phucker